1 00:00:05,966 --> 00:00:08,073 (CHIMING) 2 00:00:15,379 --> 00:00:20,580 MAN: I will undress you and you will undress me. 3 00:00:22,551 --> 00:00:28,027 I will undress you and you will undress me. 4 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:31,391 (SOFTLY) I will undress you. 5 00:00:31,493 --> 00:00:34,031 I will undress you and you will undress me. 6 00:00:34,133 --> 00:00:37,232 I will undress you and you will undress me. 7 00:00:37,334 --> 00:00:40,770 I will undress you and you will undress me. 8 00:00:40,872 --> 00:00:43,042 (UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING) 9 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:45,407 For a virgin-- 10 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:50,478 For a virgin, for a virgin to have sex... 11 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:54,218 For a virgin to have sex, it hurts. 12 00:00:55,921 --> 00:00:59,124 So, I will have to put some... 13 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,193 extra lubricant. 14 00:01:03,728 --> 00:01:05,229 Lubricant. 15 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:10,128 You see how this looks, right? 16 00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:11,199 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 17 00:01:11,301 --> 00:01:12,431 -(GASPS) -ANDIE: So sorry, morning tuna 18 00:01:12,533 --> 00:01:14,169 is rushing downstream a little early. 19 00:01:14,271 --> 00:01:15,733 -How early? -ANDIE: Five minutes. 20 00:01:15,835 --> 00:01:17,469 XAVIER: He'll be at the house in two minutes. 21 00:01:17,571 --> 00:01:18,503 ANDIE: What the fuck, two minutes? 22 00:01:18,605 --> 00:01:20,010 You told me five fucking minutes. 23 00:01:20,112 --> 00:01:21,309 -I have ears. -I would never say... 24 00:01:21,411 --> 00:01:23,141 Why aren't you downstairs at your station? 25 00:01:23,243 --> 00:01:24,413 I have monitors-- 26 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,416 Ready? 27 00:01:28,983 --> 00:01:30,083 Let's go. 28 00:01:30,185 --> 00:01:32,190 (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) 29 00:01:37,357 --> 00:01:39,197 (DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE) 30 00:01:41,696 --> 00:01:43,201 MITCHELL: (ON RADIO) All cameras are recording. 31 00:01:45,165 --> 00:01:46,565 Car, car, car. 32 00:01:46,667 --> 00:01:47,798 DISPATCH: (ON RADIO) Visual confirmation 33 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,469 -on 99 Dodge pickup. -(DEL BLOWING RASPBERRIES) 34 00:01:49,571 --> 00:01:51,638 Okay, coming down the driveway. Here he is. 35 00:01:51,740 --> 00:01:53,411 OFFICER 1: (ON RADIO) Takedown team in position. 36 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:54,545 (CHEWING) 37 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:55,647 FRAG: All right. 38 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:56,508 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 39 00:01:56,610 --> 00:01:58,246 FRAG: He's not getting out of the car. 40 00:01:58,348 --> 00:01:59,313 OFFICER 1: (ON RADIO) Copy that. 41 00:01:59,415 --> 00:02:01,681 ANDIE: Mitchell, pan camera two. Come on. 42 00:02:01,783 --> 00:02:03,920 OFFICER 1: (ON RADIO) He appears to be unarmed. 43 00:02:04,023 --> 00:02:05,388 MITCHELL: Is this the Marine? 44 00:02:06,724 --> 00:02:07,720 Yeah. 45 00:02:07,822 --> 00:02:09,456 -(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) -Take your positions. 46 00:02:09,558 --> 00:02:11,493 -(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) -♪ Oh, shit ♪ 47 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:13,627 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 48 00:02:14,932 --> 00:02:15,900 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 49 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:17,429 ♪ They ain't ready for this ♪ 50 00:02:17,531 --> 00:02:19,534 -♪ Oh, shit ♪ -♪ Oh! ♪ 51 00:02:21,104 --> 00:02:23,773 ♪ It's me, Fergie ♪ 52 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:24,869 ♪ The Pen ♪ 53 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:27,210 -♪ Polow ♪ - (GARGLING) 54 00:02:27,312 --> 00:02:28,541 ♪ Fergie Ferg, what's up, baby? ♪ 55 00:02:28,643 --> 00:02:30,015 -♪ Come on, come on ♪ - (SPITS) 56 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:31,377 ♪ When I come to the club step aside ♪ 57 00:02:31,479 --> 00:02:32,778 -♪ Oh, shit ♪ - (SIGHS) 58 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,212 ♪ Part the seas, don't be having me in the line ♪ 59 00:02:34,314 --> 00:02:35,416 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 60 00:02:35,518 --> 00:02:36,753 ♪ VIP 'cause you know I gotta shine ♪ 61 00:02:36,855 --> 00:02:37,948 ♪ Oh shit ♪ 62 00:02:38,050 --> 00:02:39,451 ♪ I'm Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time ♪ 63 00:02:39,553 --> 00:02:40,652 -♪ Oh shit ♪ -(SPRAYING) 64 00:02:40,754 --> 00:02:42,055 ♪ All my girls get down on the floor ♪ 65 00:02:42,157 --> 00:02:43,259 ♪ Oh, shit ♪ 66 00:02:43,361 --> 00:02:44,590 ♪ Back to back, drop it down real low ♪ 67 00:02:44,693 --> 00:02:46,264 -♪ Oh, shit ♪ -♪ I'm such a lady ♪ 68 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:47,860 -♪ But I'm dancing like a ho ♪ -♪ Oh, shit ♪ 69 00:02:47,962 --> 00:02:49,633 ♪ 'Cause you know I don't give a fuck, so here we-- ♪ 70 00:02:49,735 --> 00:02:50,830 (MUSIC ENDS) 71 00:02:50,932 --> 00:02:52,468 XAVIER: (OVER COMMS) Perimeter breached. He's coming. 72 00:02:53,739 --> 00:02:54,701 He's coming. 73 00:02:56,470 --> 00:02:57,737 MAN: (OVER COMMS) Showtime. 74 00:03:01,979 --> 00:03:03,174 Hey, what's up? 75 00:03:03,276 --> 00:03:04,344 MAN 1: Hey. 76 00:03:04,446 --> 00:03:05,748 How are you-- how are you doing? 77 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:07,015 Come on in. 78 00:03:07,117 --> 00:03:08,486 MAN 1: Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) 79 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:09,717 Okay. 80 00:03:09,819 --> 00:03:12,323 DEL: I just gotta put some stuff in the wash real quick. 81 00:03:13,989 --> 00:03:15,360 Oh, okay. 82 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,624 (DOOR CREAKS SHUT) 83 00:03:17,726 --> 00:03:20,232 DEL: I made some cookies. They're on the counter. 84 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,500 There's sweet tea, too. 85 00:03:25,564 --> 00:03:26,934 I'm excited by the way. 86 00:03:27,036 --> 00:03:28,002 MAN 1: Okay. 87 00:03:28,104 --> 00:03:29,670 Thank-- thank you. 88 00:03:30,676 --> 00:03:31,672 (SLURPS) 89 00:03:38,415 --> 00:03:40,582 Are you sure your parents aren't home? 90 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:42,782 -(SNIFFS) -DEL: I'm sure. 91 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:48,392 You say you baked these? 92 00:03:48,893 --> 00:03:50,459 DEL: Yeah. 93 00:03:50,561 --> 00:03:52,825 Did you bring any of that stuff we talked about? 94 00:03:52,927 --> 00:03:56,395 MAN 1: Yeah, I, um, I have a bunch of beer in the car, 95 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:58,402 but I-- I brought the condoms. 96 00:04:07,473 --> 00:04:08,874 Big night planned. 97 00:04:10,244 --> 00:04:11,448 How you doing? 98 00:04:12,712 --> 00:04:14,244 MAN 1: I'm... (CLEARS THROAT) 99 00:04:14,346 --> 00:04:15,551 I'm good. 100 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,053 Who, wh-- who are you? 101 00:04:19,155 --> 00:04:20,358 We'll get to that. 102 00:04:24,428 --> 00:04:26,265 Why don't you have a seat right there? 103 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:29,829 (CLEARS THROAT) 104 00:04:31,334 --> 00:04:32,735 I-- I'm just here to meet her. 105 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:33,597 Meet who? 106 00:04:33,699 --> 00:04:35,373 MAN 1: Your-- your daughter. 107 00:04:36,842 --> 00:04:37,837 My daughter? 108 00:04:38,838 --> 00:04:41,280 What makes you think it's my daughter? 109 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:44,611 MAN 1: Please, sir, I-- 110 00:04:44,713 --> 00:04:47,550 I'm divorced. I-- I-- I just got divorced. 111 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,492 (UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING) 112 00:04:57,594 --> 00:05:03,665 "I will undress you and you will undress me. 113 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:08,634 For a virgin to have sex, it hurts." 114 00:05:08,736 --> 00:05:10,272 I-- I wasn't here for any bad reason. 115 00:05:10,374 --> 00:05:11,506 MAN: "So, I will have to put--" 116 00:05:11,608 --> 00:05:15,542 "I will have to put some extra lubricant." 117 00:05:15,644 --> 00:05:16,809 MAN: (ON SCREEN) "Some extra lubricant." 118 00:05:16,911 --> 00:05:20,081 Please, sir, I have a little girl at home. 119 00:05:20,183 --> 00:05:21,386 She's only 4. 120 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:25,485 MAN: You're here at the house of a 13-year-old girl. 121 00:05:25,587 --> 00:05:27,519 Sir, I-- I-- I was just talking. 122 00:05:27,621 --> 00:05:30,194 It-- it's-- it's just chat. 123 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:34,762 It's not just chat though, is it? 124 00:05:39,402 --> 00:05:41,606 You see how this looks, right? 125 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:44,407 (SOBBING) 126 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:47,005 What would have happened if I wasn't here? 127 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,744 (SOBS) 128 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,915 I don't want any of this for you 129 00:05:57,485 --> 00:05:59,254 but at the end of the day, 130 00:05:59,356 --> 00:06:01,521 a man must be held accountable 131 00:06:01,623 --> 00:06:03,222 for the decisions that he makes. 132 00:06:03,324 --> 00:06:04,495 Do you agree? 133 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,198 Well, good. 134 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,928 What do you think should happen to you? 135 00:06:10,499 --> 00:06:13,900 Give me... the electric chair? 136 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:18,608 Is that what's gonna happen to me? 137 00:06:19,507 --> 00:06:21,109 That's not up to me. 138 00:06:21,211 --> 00:06:23,145 Get ready to go in. 139 00:06:23,247 --> 00:06:24,845 Do you watch television? 140 00:06:25,346 --> 00:06:26,616 MAN 1: Yes. 141 00:06:28,552 --> 00:06:30,521 Well, there's something you should know. 142 00:06:32,390 --> 00:06:34,923 I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. 143 00:06:35,025 --> 00:06:35,886 (GULPS) 144 00:06:35,988 --> 00:06:37,156 CHRIS: And we're doing a story on... 145 00:06:37,259 --> 00:06:38,262 MAN 1: No. 146 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:39,725 ...adults who try to meet teens online. 147 00:06:39,827 --> 00:06:41,559 Please don't put this on TV, please. 148 00:06:41,661 --> 00:06:42,762 Please, please. (SOBS) 149 00:06:42,864 --> 00:06:44,467 CHRIS: No decisions have been made yet. 150 00:06:44,569 --> 00:06:46,600 We don't know which segments will air. 151 00:06:46,702 --> 00:06:47,973 -MAN 1: Please. -But I'm gonna 152 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:48,865 need to ask you to leave. 153 00:06:48,967 --> 00:06:50,970 OFFICER 1: Go, go, go, go, go. 154 00:07:02,586 --> 00:07:03,581 OFFICER 2: Let me see your hands! 155 00:07:03,683 --> 00:07:04,818 Hands, on the ground! 156 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,557 OFFICER 3: Don't move! OFFICER 2: On the ground! 157 00:07:07,559 --> 00:07:10,660 (INDISTINCT OFFICERS CHATTER IN BACKGROUND) 158 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,703 (INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES) 159 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:24,839 (MOUTHING) 160 00:07:27,507 --> 00:07:28,572 (CHUCKLES) 161 00:07:28,674 --> 00:07:29,976 Okay, that's a cut. 162 00:07:37,719 --> 00:07:38,886 CASTING DIRECTOR: State your name. 163 00:07:39,991 --> 00:07:40,954 Okay. 164 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,257 Uh, hello. 165 00:07:43,359 --> 00:07:44,993 My name is Dan Plum. 166 00:07:45,095 --> 00:07:46,091 I'm... 167 00:07:47,628 --> 00:07:48,861 Directly to c-- to camera? 168 00:07:48,963 --> 00:07:50,535 -CASTING DIRECTOR: To camera. -Oh, got it. 169 00:07:51,499 --> 00:07:53,071 Take two. (LAUGHS) 170 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:54,165 (CASTING DIRECTOR CHUCKLES) 171 00:07:57,404 --> 00:07:58,338 Hello. 172 00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:59,709 My name is Dan Plum. 173 00:08:00,342 --> 00:08:01,446 I'm non-union, 174 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:03,842 and I'm not currently represented at this time. 175 00:08:03,944 --> 00:08:05,247 Although it's mentioned on my resume, 176 00:08:05,349 --> 00:08:06,351 I'd like to highlight 177 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:08,419 I recently completed a commercial or a-- 178 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:11,850 a national commercial rather, for Toys "R" Us, 179 00:08:11,952 --> 00:08:14,191 which was originally a background part, 180 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:15,820 but became a speaking part. 181 00:08:15,922 --> 00:08:18,024 So I'm very excited about that. 182 00:08:23,862 --> 00:08:25,300 (WHISPERS) Should I begin? 183 00:08:25,402 --> 00:08:26,604 CASTING DIRECTOR: Hm. 184 00:08:37,546 --> 00:08:42,582 ♪ 525,600 minutes ♪ 185 00:08:42,685 --> 00:08:47,421 ♪ 525,000 moments so dear ♪ 186 00:08:47,523 --> 00:08:51,825 ♪ 525,600 minutes ♪ 187 00:08:51,928 --> 00:08:56,194 ♪ How do you measure, measure a year? ♪ 188 00:08:57,434 --> 00:08:58,402 ♪ In daylights-- ♪ 189 00:08:58,504 --> 00:08:59,802 CASTING DIRECTOR: Okay, that's enough. 190 00:09:03,136 --> 00:09:04,972 Do you know what you're auditioning for? 191 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,712 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 192 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,245 TROY: Is it a speaking part? 193 00:09:11,347 --> 00:09:13,316 Speaking part. 194 00:09:13,418 --> 00:09:15,178 5 freaking grand per shoot. 195 00:09:15,281 --> 00:09:17,685 -TROY: What the fuck? -For like, three shoots. 196 00:09:17,787 --> 00:09:19,586 -TROY: 5 grand? -5 grand. (LAUGHS) 197 00:09:19,688 --> 00:09:21,593 Fuck you, dude. That's crazy. 198 00:09:22,894 --> 00:09:25,794 But there's no like, sing-- singing or anything in it? 199 00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:28,963 I don't-- I think it's largely improvisational. 200 00:09:29,065 --> 00:09:31,764 The face, you just put your jaw forward. It's just-- 201 00:09:31,866 --> 00:09:33,335 -Can you do it now? -Oh, yeah. 202 00:09:33,437 --> 00:09:34,566 JAMES LIPTON: Would you? 203 00:09:34,668 --> 00:09:37,275 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 204 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,671 TROY: I thank God every single day 205 00:09:38,774 --> 00:09:41,546 for Inside the Actors Studio. 206 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:44,148 It made me realize that what we do is a craft, 207 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,277 like whittling or surgery. 208 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:49,352 Wait, so what's the type of role? 209 00:09:49,454 --> 00:09:50,617 Are you-- you playing a child? 210 00:09:50,719 --> 00:09:52,518 DAN: Could be as young as 13. 211 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:53,689 TROY: That's cra-- 212 00:09:53,791 --> 00:09:55,688 So how are you gonna get in character, man? 213 00:09:55,790 --> 00:09:57,393 How do you produce the voice? 214 00:09:57,495 --> 00:09:58,896 (IN RASPY VOICE) It comes out. 215 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,698 (LAUGHING) 216 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,063 (HIGH-PITCHED) Hi. 217 00:10:05,366 --> 00:10:06,263 Hi. 218 00:10:06,365 --> 00:10:08,369 Well, I reckon what you's are wanting to know is-- 219 00:10:08,471 --> 00:10:10,405 (CLEARS THROAT) 220 00:10:10,507 --> 00:10:11,941 What I'm doing in here. 221 00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:13,073 Hey. 222 00:10:13,175 --> 00:10:15,980 Well, anyhow, I reckon that's all you'd need to know. 223 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,280 Oh my gosh, hey. 224 00:10:17,382 --> 00:10:18,510 It's so good to see you. 225 00:10:18,612 --> 00:10:20,348 I like soccer. 226 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:22,017 I'm a soccer player. 227 00:10:22,119 --> 00:10:23,182 Hmm. 228 00:10:23,616 --> 00:10:24,788 (LAUGHS) 229 00:10:28,992 --> 00:10:30,558 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Does it sound like I'm straining 230 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:32,023 or does that feel like a lil'? 231 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,193 Weirdly, dude, I think you nailed that. 232 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,436 If you wanna do this part justice, 233 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,799 you gotta have your body looking right. 234 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:42,940 You need to stay in your lane. 235 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,038 Okay? 236 00:10:46,342 --> 00:10:47,378 (PANTS) 237 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,944 What do you mean? What's my lane? 238 00:10:49,709 --> 00:10:51,980 Like, nubile. 239 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:54,917 Hairless. 240 00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:57,581 Boy man. 241 00:10:57,683 --> 00:11:00,890 (PANTING) 242 00:11:02,526 --> 00:11:03,959 I don't think that's it. 243 00:11:05,529 --> 00:11:06,797 TROY: That's you, man. 244 00:11:07,662 --> 00:11:08,625 That's your lane. 245 00:11:08,727 --> 00:11:10,768 (PANTS) 246 00:11:11,502 --> 00:11:12,537 (SLURPING IN BACKGROUND) 247 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:14,772 (INDISTINCT FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA) 248 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,269 (MAN SIGHS) 249 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,240 MAN: Psst. Hey. 250 00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:24,177 Hey. 251 00:11:28,582 --> 00:11:29,646 Yeah? 252 00:11:29,748 --> 00:11:31,221 It's you. 253 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:32,449 Chris Hammon, right? 254 00:11:33,524 --> 00:11:34,753 -Hansen. -MAN: I knew it. 255 00:11:34,855 --> 00:11:36,854 -(LAUGHS) -Thank you. 256 00:11:36,956 --> 00:11:38,925 They double-booked me. 257 00:11:39,027 --> 00:11:40,762 I started raising hell and they-- they-- 258 00:11:40,864 --> 00:11:42,997 they changed it to a first-class ticket. 259 00:11:43,099 --> 00:11:47,433 Now, who am I to turn down free sky margs? (LAUGHS) 260 00:11:47,536 --> 00:11:48,740 Lucky you. 261 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:56,176 It is so cool to meet a real celebrity. 262 00:11:56,278 --> 00:12:02,017 What you're doing matters, like really fucking matters. 263 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:05,717 Thank you so much. 264 00:12:05,819 --> 00:12:07,822 I appreciate that. 265 00:12:07,924 --> 00:12:10,027 I hope they're treating you right. 266 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:11,024 (LAUGHS) 267 00:12:11,127 --> 00:12:14,130 I hope you're making a million dollars a year. 268 00:12:14,232 --> 00:12:16,064 (LAUGHS) 269 00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:19,270 I hope they're giving you everything you want. Cheers. 270 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,069 -Cheers. -(GLASSES CLINK) 271 00:12:22,603 --> 00:12:23,841 (SLURPS) 272 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,507 CHRIS: You know, at first, no one at the network 273 00:12:25,609 --> 00:12:26,577 wanted to listen to us. 274 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:27,641 And they said, "How do I promote this? 275 00:12:27,743 --> 00:12:28,710 How do I promote this?" 276 00:12:28,812 --> 00:12:30,978 And-- and I went to the network 277 00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:34,718 and I said, "I'll tell you how to promote it. 278 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:38,289 There's a man with his penis in his hand, 279 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,822 and he's on your porch, 280 00:12:39,924 --> 00:12:41,718 and he wants to stick it in your daughter." 281 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:43,158 MAN: Oh. 282 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:46,931 "Tonight, I'm gonna tell you how to make that not happen." 283 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,166 God. 284 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,699 -Right? -Yes. 285 00:12:49,801 --> 00:12:52,567 And they just said, "Okay." (LAUGHS) 286 00:12:52,669 --> 00:12:54,264 "Green lit." (LAUGHS) 287 00:12:54,366 --> 00:12:55,772 Well, that's what it's about, right? 288 00:12:55,874 --> 00:12:57,635 It is. That's the entertainment industry. 289 00:12:57,737 --> 00:12:58,873 (SLURPS) 290 00:12:58,975 --> 00:13:00,644 You gotta tell 'em how to sell it. 291 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:01,841 It's not just about making a show. 292 00:13:01,944 --> 00:13:03,474 -You know, Chris. -CHRIS: Hmm. 293 00:13:04,349 --> 00:13:05,311 If I was you, 294 00:13:06,718 --> 00:13:09,447 I'd just fucking kill those guys. 295 00:13:10,282 --> 00:13:13,253 Beat the living shit out of 'em. 296 00:13:14,392 --> 00:13:15,819 Bare hands. 297 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,254 Ha! (LAUGHS) 298 00:13:17,356 --> 00:13:19,625 I don't think that would fly on NBC. 299 00:13:19,727 --> 00:13:21,027 (BOTH LAUGH) 300 00:13:21,129 --> 00:13:24,462 Don't you ever just wanna bleed 'em? 301 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:30,875 Uh, well... 302 00:13:32,306 --> 00:13:36,543 I think maybe what I do is a little worse. 303 00:13:36,645 --> 00:13:38,844 (BOTH LAUGH) 304 00:13:38,946 --> 00:13:41,286 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 305 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,885 MAN: All right, then. 306 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,085 OFFICER 1: Stay down. OFFICER 2: Don't move. 307 00:13:44,187 --> 00:13:45,117 OFFICER 3: Stop resisting. Give him your hands. 308 00:13:45,219 --> 00:13:46,357 OFFICER 2: Hands behind your back! 309 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,451 OFFICER 1: Stay down! 310 00:13:47,553 --> 00:13:50,091 CHRIS: Our Iraq veteran is all apologies now, 311 00:13:50,193 --> 00:13:52,727 but this is the same man saying things to a girl 312 00:13:52,829 --> 00:13:54,294 he thought was 13 like... 313 00:13:54,396 --> 00:13:55,658 AUTOMATED VOICE: "We can take the shower together. 314 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,832 "I will undress you, and you will undress me, okay?" 315 00:13:58,934 --> 00:13:59,901 CHRIS: Little did he know, 316 00:14:00,003 --> 00:14:01,736 he was chatting with an adult man, 317 00:14:01,839 --> 00:14:03,972 Xavier Von Erck, a co-founder 318 00:14:04,075 --> 00:14:06,878 of the vigilante group Perverted Justice, 319 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,209 whose mission is exposing internet predators. 320 00:14:09,311 --> 00:14:11,112 XAVIER: Coming up, driveway. Battle stations. 321 00:14:11,214 --> 00:14:12,375 -Battle stations. -I-- I just gotta go floss. 322 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,247 I-- I have something stuck in my teeth. 323 00:14:14,349 --> 00:14:17,151 CHRIS: This is Del Harvey, one of our decoys. 324 00:14:17,253 --> 00:14:19,753 She can act like a cutesy 13-year-old girl. 325 00:14:19,855 --> 00:14:22,319 (LAUGHS) You're so funny. 326 00:14:22,421 --> 00:14:23,789 CHRIS: Or she can put a ball cap on 327 00:14:23,891 --> 00:14:25,093 and pose as a boy. 328 00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:26,829 Do you know anything about like, skateboarding? 329 00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:30,665 Oh, I just whacked my toe on the banister. 330 00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:31,868 I'll-- I'll be right down. 331 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:35,104 I've worked a lot with victims of sexual abuse. 332 00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:37,402 I sort of see what I do here as a form of activism. 333 00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:40,338 CHRIS: One year since our first investigation, 334 00:14:40,441 --> 00:14:44,174 this national epidemic keeps on growing. 335 00:14:44,276 --> 00:14:45,745 -CHRIS: How old are you? -35. 336 00:14:45,847 --> 00:14:46,946 Want to try again? 337 00:14:47,048 --> 00:14:48,384 CHRIS: When we come back... 338 00:14:48,486 --> 00:14:49,652 Hey, come on in. 339 00:14:49,754 --> 00:14:51,656 ...the parade of men begins, 340 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,987 and some of them come bearing gifts. 341 00:14:54,089 --> 00:14:55,891 I-- I brought the condoms, too. 342 00:14:55,993 --> 00:14:57,128 You can have a seat right there. 343 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,730 Pores. 344 00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:02,626 Ca-- c-- can we get closer in on his pores? 345 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,930 When these guys, they see me emerge, 346 00:15:06,032 --> 00:15:07,433 their noses flare. 347 00:15:07,535 --> 00:15:09,166 And I-- I think it'd be fascinating for an audience 348 00:15:09,268 --> 00:15:10,438 to experience that as well. 349 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:11,536 Just... 350 00:15:13,742 --> 00:15:14,745 Just... yeah. 351 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:15,939 Can I just try that VO one more time? 352 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,311 (MAN GROANS) 353 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:19,344 (MACHINE BEEPS) 354 00:15:19,446 --> 00:15:23,050 When we come back, the parade of men begins 355 00:15:23,152 --> 00:15:26,188 and some of them come bearing gifts. 356 00:15:26,623 --> 00:15:27,618 It's time. 357 00:15:28,493 --> 00:15:29,455 CHRIS: Hmm. 358 00:15:30,322 --> 00:15:32,258 Okay, let's try that again. 359 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,959 -(MACHINE BEEPS) -CHRIS: When we come back, 360 00:15:34,061 --> 00:15:36,426 the parade of men begins 361 00:15:36,528 --> 00:15:38,363 and some of them come bearing gifts. 362 00:15:38,466 --> 00:15:40,598 That was great. I loved it. That's the one. 363 00:15:41,970 --> 00:15:43,741 Okay, just one more time. 364 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,068 -(MACHINE BEEPS) -When we come back... 365 00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,338 When we come back... 366 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:50,242 When we come back, the parade of men begins 367 00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:53,882 and some of them come bearing gifts. 368 00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:55,082 ANDIE: Very nice. Mark that take. 369 00:15:55,184 --> 00:15:56,581 -Just one more time. -We gotta go. 370 00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,287 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 371 00:16:03,126 --> 00:16:04,521 -(CHUCKLES) -(ANDIE CLEARS THROAT) 372 00:16:04,624 --> 00:16:06,291 -We gotta go. -CHRIS: All right. Thank you. 373 00:16:06,393 --> 00:16:07,592 -Thank you so much. -(DOOR OPENS) 374 00:16:09,161 --> 00:16:10,463 Great, great work. 375 00:16:11,668 --> 00:16:12,965 (DOOR SHUTS) 376 00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:14,034 Guy thinks he's fucking 377 00:16:14,136 --> 00:16:15,707 -Mike Wallace. -(EDITOR 2 SIGHS) 378 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:16,802 STONE: (ON TV) Is this a mistake? 379 00:16:16,904 --> 00:16:18,470 (CROWD SHOUTING) 380 00:16:18,572 --> 00:16:20,003 STONE: (ON TV) The trial will have no jury... 381 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,375 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 382 00:16:21,477 --> 00:16:23,308 ...five anonymous judges will come to their verdict 383 00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:25,044 after hearing witness testimony 384 00:16:25,147 --> 00:16:28,050 from behind an opaque screen. 385 00:16:28,152 --> 00:16:30,586 I'm Stone Phillips with Dateline NBC. 386 00:16:30,688 --> 00:16:32,617 (PHONE RINGING) 387 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,360 Oh, I forgot something, I'll be back. 388 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:37,424 Fucking shit. 389 00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:42,165 CHRIS: I told you you can't call me at work. 390 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,764 WOMAN: (ON PHONE) You never want to see me again? 391 00:16:43,866 --> 00:16:45,370 (BANGS MACHINE) 392 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,501 Absolutely not. 393 00:16:46,603 --> 00:16:47,569 (BANGING) 394 00:16:47,671 --> 00:16:48,903 WOMAN: What? 395 00:16:49,006 --> 00:16:50,971 Chris, you said you loved me. 396 00:16:51,073 --> 00:16:52,171 No, I'm not talking to you. 397 00:16:52,273 --> 00:16:54,406 I'm-- I-- I'm in a meeting. I, uh-- 398 00:16:54,508 --> 00:16:55,846 WOMAN: You're not in a goddamn meeting. 399 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,047 And I know you're in Fort Myers 400 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,110 -next week and... -I'll call you back. Okay? 401 00:16:58,212 --> 00:16:59,475 ...if you don't see me then 402 00:16:59,577 --> 00:17:02,111 I'm telling your wife. Goodbye! 403 00:17:02,213 --> 00:17:03,784 (PHONE BEEPS) 404 00:17:03,886 --> 00:17:05,687 (PUNCHING NUMBERS) 405 00:17:05,789 --> 00:17:07,885 (RINGING DIAL TONE) 406 00:17:08,621 --> 00:17:10,159 MAN: (ON PHONE) Yeah, vending services. 407 00:17:10,261 --> 00:17:12,929 Hello, this is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. 408 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:16,727 Your machine has just stolen from me. 409 00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:20,032 (DOOR OPENS) 410 00:17:20,134 --> 00:17:22,033 CHRIS: JZ. (CLEARS THROAT) 411 00:17:22,135 --> 00:17:23,505 Great to see you. 412 00:17:23,608 --> 00:17:24,874 Apologies. 413 00:17:24,976 --> 00:17:26,709 Apologies for the delay. I, uh-- 414 00:17:26,811 --> 00:17:27,779 It's okay. We-- we were 415 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:28,979 supposed to start a few minutes ago, 416 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,182 but it's okay. Have a seat, and try a cookie. 417 00:17:34,648 --> 00:17:37,316 So, look, I don't know how else to say this, 418 00:17:37,418 --> 00:17:40,388 but I don't really like your show. 419 00:17:41,387 --> 00:17:43,292 I don't really understand it. 420 00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:47,494 I don't really believe in it, but America loves it. 421 00:17:48,932 --> 00:17:50,567 Television's changing. 422 00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,063 Seinfeld gone. 423 00:17:52,165 --> 00:17:54,169 Friends gone. 424 00:17:54,272 --> 00:17:55,904 We've poured hundreds of millions of dollars 425 00:17:56,006 --> 00:17:58,170 into beautiful scripted shows. 426 00:17:58,272 --> 00:17:59,876 The audience just isn't there. 427 00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:02,179 They're not watching. Right now, 428 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,775 your show has a special connection with the audience. 429 00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:07,445 Every one of our competitors is trying to copy it. 430 00:18:07,547 --> 00:18:09,246 ABC will have a functioning facsimile 431 00:18:09,348 --> 00:18:10,280 in less than a month. 432 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,617 So, I need to move you. 433 00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:16,490 It's time that you all play with the big boys. 434 00:18:17,392 --> 00:18:18,762 What do we got on Thursday nights? 435 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:19,856 GAIL: Uh, My Name Is Earl. 436 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,225 -No. -LLOYD: Bump Joey. 437 00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:23,294 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 438 00:18:23,397 --> 00:18:25,128 JEFF: We're not bumping Joey. 439 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,333 Let me see. 440 00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:28,034 Friday Night Lights. No, my favorite show. 441 00:18:28,136 --> 00:18:29,940 Criminal Intent. SVU. 442 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,506 No. Dick Wolf. Biggest Loser, reality. 443 00:18:33,172 --> 00:18:35,278 Oh, I got it. 444 00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:37,544 We're taking on... 445 00:18:38,816 --> 00:18:40,450 -Lost? -Lost. 446 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:41,818 Lost. 447 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,848 Lost is on at the same time. 448 00:18:46,351 --> 00:18:47,723 It's us versus them. 449 00:18:47,825 --> 00:18:48,993 And we can kill 'em, 450 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,260 but we're gonna need a lot more of those 451 00:18:51,362 --> 00:18:54,226 you're not gonna believe who's coming high impact-- 452 00:18:54,328 --> 00:18:55,730 -Predators. -JEFF: Yeah. 453 00:18:55,832 --> 00:18:57,267 Can you do that? 454 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:00,468 Yes, I can. 455 00:19:01,336 --> 00:19:03,133 -(PC DINGS) -CHRIS: Schoolgirl 456 00:19:03,235 --> 00:19:05,071 fetishizers. 457 00:19:05,173 --> 00:19:06,408 Yeah, pizza's my favorite. 458 00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:07,538 MAN: (ON PHONE) What kind of flavor do you like? 459 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,778 -CHRIS: This thing. -Pepperoni. 460 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,149 CHRIS: That thing. 461 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,349 We've seen it all before. 462 00:19:14,149 --> 00:19:15,181 That's old Predator. 463 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,016 MAN: (ON PHONE) Oh my God. 464 00:19:17,118 --> 00:19:18,220 You're so pretty. 465 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,484 DEL: (IN GIRLY VOICE) Aw, you're so sweet. 466 00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:21,520 -(ANDIE CHUCKLES) -CHRIS: We need 467 00:19:21,622 --> 00:19:25,658 the spectacular, the best of the best. 468 00:19:27,062 --> 00:19:27,996 I want whales. 469 00:19:28,099 --> 00:19:29,094 FRAG: All right, this guy's good. 470 00:19:29,196 --> 00:19:31,233 XAVIER: CrazyFrog73. 471 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,732 He wants us to cover him with whipped cream 472 00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:40,178 and he wants to watch the kid have sex with a cat. 473 00:19:42,179 --> 00:19:43,178 JEFF: We're taking the new schedule 474 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,181 -to advertisers next week. -Come again? 475 00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:48,714 To Catch a Predator, Wednesdays 9:00 p.m. 476 00:19:49,116 --> 00:19:50,320 Primetime. 477 00:19:52,285 --> 00:19:54,286 Oh, my God. Chris. 478 00:19:54,388 --> 00:19:55,525 I always knew it would happen. 479 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:56,421 Okay. 480 00:19:56,523 --> 00:19:57,860 I always knew we could do this. 481 00:19:57,962 --> 00:19:59,624 So, we need to, um... 482 00:19:59,726 --> 00:20:03,464 How do we, um, uh... high impact predators? 483 00:20:03,566 --> 00:20:04,896 You know, it's not like we can hold auditions. 484 00:20:04,998 --> 00:20:06,399 You know, we're kind of at the mercy of what each town-- 485 00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:07,466 I know you can figure it out, Andie. 486 00:20:07,568 --> 00:20:08,771 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -(ELEVATOR DINGS) 487 00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:09,971 I believe in you. 488 00:20:10,073 --> 00:20:11,041 We're gonna find them 489 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,943 and we're gonna be bigger than Lost. 490 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,678 We're gonna be bigger than Lost. 491 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,277 STONE: Hey, Hansen. 492 00:20:16,379 --> 00:20:18,246 Breaking news. I'm Stone Phillips. 493 00:20:18,348 --> 00:20:20,077 Stone Phillips with Dateline NBC. 494 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:21,178 Great job. 495 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,018 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 496 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,784 I could never do what you do. 497 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:28,518 Good to see you, Stone. 498 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:31,390 Mm. It's thrilling. (INHALES) 499 00:20:31,492 --> 00:20:33,231 I'll be watching from Afghanistan. 500 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:35,233 Thank you. 501 00:20:40,498 --> 00:20:43,769 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 502 00:21:01,486 --> 00:21:02,854 (WINDOW SLIDES SHUT) 503 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:06,858 (BED CREAKS) 504 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:16,802 Hey, buck. 505 00:21:21,476 --> 00:21:23,578 I wanna show you boys something. 506 00:21:25,146 --> 00:21:27,351 (TAPE WHIRS) 507 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,152 DEL: (ON TV) Hey, what's up? 508 00:21:31,254 --> 00:21:33,421 MAN: Hey. DEL: Come on in. 509 00:21:33,524 --> 00:21:36,056 MAN: Are you sure your parents aren't home? 510 00:21:36,158 --> 00:21:37,821 DEL: I'm sure. 511 00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:40,623 MAN: I have a bunch of beer in the car, 512 00:21:40,726 --> 00:21:43,163 but I-- I brought the condoms. 513 00:21:43,265 --> 00:21:44,500 CHRIS: Big night planned. 514 00:21:45,898 --> 00:21:48,270 Why don't you have a seat right there? 515 00:21:48,372 --> 00:21:49,733 MAN: I-- I'm just here to meet her. 516 00:21:49,835 --> 00:21:51,738 They're gonna put me on primetime. 517 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,109 (ON TV) What makes you think it's my daughter? 518 00:21:54,211 --> 00:21:55,808 You boys know what that is? 519 00:21:56,846 --> 00:21:57,810 No. 520 00:21:59,849 --> 00:22:03,448 CHRIS: Well, it's the time when the most amount of people 521 00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:06,322 tune in to watch a program. 522 00:22:06,424 --> 00:22:07,919 (ON TV) You see how this looks, right? 523 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,856 Oh, that's cool. 524 00:22:12,797 --> 00:22:13,524 Yeah. 525 00:22:13,627 --> 00:22:14,724 (ON TV) At the end of the day, 526 00:22:14,826 --> 00:22:16,694 a man has to be held accountable 527 00:22:16,796 --> 00:22:18,065 for the decisions that he makes. 528 00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:19,669 Don't you agree? 529 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:20,566 (SIGHS) 530 00:22:20,668 --> 00:22:21,872 (ON TV) Well, what do you think 531 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,335 should happen to you? 532 00:22:23,437 --> 00:22:24,606 MAN: The electric chair. 533 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:28,238 Is that what's gonna happen to me? 534 00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,744 MARY: Hi. 535 00:22:30,246 --> 00:22:32,449 I didn't hear you come in. 536 00:22:33,512 --> 00:22:35,111 Did you wake them? 537 00:22:36,351 --> 00:22:38,253 Oh no, I was just um-- 538 00:22:38,355 --> 00:22:39,451 I was just reviewing the new edit 539 00:22:39,553 --> 00:22:42,019 and uh, they walked in, yeah. 540 00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:45,523 I'm glad they saw you. 541 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:46,559 CHRIS: (ON TV) ...adults who 542 00:22:46,661 --> 00:22:48,130 like to meet young teens online. 543 00:22:48,232 --> 00:22:49,296 MAN: Please, please, please. 544 00:22:49,399 --> 00:22:50,830 Don't put this on TV, please. 545 00:22:54,036 --> 00:22:55,005 (SIGHS) 546 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:56,370 Mary, I-- I need to say something 547 00:22:56,472 --> 00:22:59,377 or my head is gonna explode. I... 548 00:23:02,075 --> 00:23:07,581 I know that you think you know what kind of man I am, 549 00:23:07,683 --> 00:23:10,616 that I'm not upstanding in all the ways 550 00:23:10,718 --> 00:23:13,083 you thought I would be when we married. 551 00:23:16,329 --> 00:23:18,726 But I just wanna say that here and now... 552 00:23:21,162 --> 00:23:22,532 (SIGHS) 553 00:23:23,733 --> 00:23:28,065 ...I am guilty of everything you accuse me of. 554 00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:31,273 The one thing I am not guilty of 555 00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:33,411 is falling out of love with you. 556 00:23:35,378 --> 00:23:39,714 And I promise when I return, 557 00:23:41,549 --> 00:23:44,015 I will be the man you married. 558 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,765 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 559 00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:10,514 They're moving the show to primetime. 560 00:24:23,226 --> 00:24:25,826 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 561 00:24:32,433 --> 00:24:33,603 (DOOR LOCK BEEPS) 562 00:24:39,142 --> 00:24:40,108 (CHUCKLES) 563 00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:41,809 (PHONE RINGING) 564 00:24:43,079 --> 00:24:44,042 Hello? 565 00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:46,547 TROY: (ON PHONE) Hello, Mr. Plum. 566 00:24:46,649 --> 00:24:48,451 Uh, we have a extra large style 567 00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:51,121 -dildo for you downstairs. -(CHUCKLES) 568 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:51,981 TROY: Um, if you could come 569 00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:53,617 and get it as soon as possible, 570 00:24:53,719 --> 00:24:55,122 that would be amazing. 571 00:24:55,224 --> 00:24:56,388 (TROY LAUGHS) 572 00:24:56,490 --> 00:24:57,620 It's me, it's Troy. 573 00:24:57,722 --> 00:24:58,724 DAN: Hey, Troy. 574 00:24:58,826 --> 00:25:00,293 TROY: Dude, what's the room like? 575 00:25:00,395 --> 00:25:01,392 (DRAWER SLIDES) 576 00:25:01,494 --> 00:25:02,696 It's awesome. 577 00:25:02,798 --> 00:25:06,469 Uh, I have not one, but two beds, and-- 578 00:25:06,571 --> 00:25:08,537 and they have these like, cool towel things 579 00:25:08,639 --> 00:25:12,571 and a view of like uh, this like cool pool. 580 00:25:12,674 --> 00:25:14,006 TROY: Have you jerked it yet? 581 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,640 (TROY LAUGHS) 582 00:25:16,742 --> 00:25:18,412 I'm just kidding, man. 583 00:25:18,515 --> 00:25:19,682 Do you have a coffee machine? 584 00:25:21,117 --> 00:25:22,113 Yeah. 585 00:25:22,781 --> 00:25:24,016 TROY: Does it have like, 586 00:25:24,118 --> 00:25:26,286 little packets of coffee, and sugar, and cream? 587 00:25:26,388 --> 00:25:27,553 DAN: Yeah, why? 588 00:25:27,655 --> 00:25:29,652 TROY: Dude, that's amazing. 589 00:25:29,754 --> 00:25:30,721 That's fucking-- 590 00:25:30,823 --> 00:25:32,121 I-- I wish that was me, man. 591 00:25:32,223 --> 00:25:34,090 -I'll just say that. - (DAN CHUCKLES) 592 00:25:34,193 --> 00:25:36,127 TROY: You're the king of Fort Myers, man. 593 00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:44,707 (BED THUMPS) 594 00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:49,811 Uh... 595 00:25:54,247 --> 00:25:57,549 CHRIS: You know what would be a huge turn on for me? 596 00:25:57,651 --> 00:25:58,714 (FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 597 00:25:58,816 --> 00:26:01,020 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 598 00:26:01,122 --> 00:26:03,288 CHRIS: You know what would be a huge turn on for me? 599 00:26:03,391 --> 00:26:05,454 (WHIRRING) 600 00:26:05,923 --> 00:26:07,591 Do you have any pets? 601 00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:09,330 (CHRIS EXHALES) 602 00:26:09,432 --> 00:26:11,065 Do you have any pets? 603 00:26:11,167 --> 00:26:12,168 (SIGHS) 604 00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:14,002 Do you have any pets? 605 00:26:14,104 --> 00:26:15,504 (EXHALES) 606 00:26:15,606 --> 00:26:17,438 You stick my thing in your mouth. 607 00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:18,802 -(SPITS) -(OBJECT CLATTERS) 608 00:26:18,904 --> 00:26:20,041 CHRIS: And then I promise... 609 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:21,172 (SIGHS) 610 00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:25,077 -Xavier! -(ALARM BEEPING) 611 00:26:27,781 --> 00:26:29,717 DEL: Is this for a lying child 612 00:26:29,819 --> 00:26:32,783 or an adult thinking about fucking a child? 613 00:26:32,886 --> 00:26:34,555 -I-- I-- -DEL: Is this for you? 614 00:26:34,657 --> 00:26:36,460 XAVIER: It's so obviously a joke. 615 00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:38,727 Where are the rest of the goddamn chat logs? 616 00:26:38,829 --> 00:26:40,856 -Did you sanction this? -XAVIER: Harv, come on. 617 00:26:40,958 --> 00:26:42,259 It's on our merch site. 618 00:26:42,827 --> 00:26:43,999 What is merch site? 619 00:26:44,101 --> 00:26:46,095 (BEEPING) 620 00:26:46,197 --> 00:26:48,105 (SCOFFS) If this doesn't get taken down, 621 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:49,538 I'm not going out there. 622 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,435 -XAVIER: It's just a thong. -What... 623 00:26:51,537 --> 00:26:52,742 Andie! 624 00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:56,042 -(ALARM BEEPING) -(PHONE RINGING) 625 00:26:58,183 --> 00:26:59,846 DAN: No. No, no. No. 626 00:26:59,949 --> 00:27:02,078 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 627 00:27:02,180 --> 00:27:03,479 What are you do-- Whoa, what is this? 628 00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:04,716 -I'm not going out there... -Wait, wait, Del. But I-- I-- 629 00:27:04,818 --> 00:27:06,019 ...until this gets taken down. 630 00:27:06,121 --> 00:27:08,258 I-- I need you today. Our new decoy did not show. 631 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,360 DEL: This is on our website. 632 00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:10,425 Let me see, don't do this to me-- 633 00:27:10,527 --> 00:27:11,588 'Cause we need you to bind up. 634 00:27:11,690 --> 00:27:12,960 (DOOR OPENS) 635 00:27:13,998 --> 00:27:14,726 Hi. 636 00:27:14,828 --> 00:27:16,759 Whoa. Who the fuck are you? 637 00:27:16,861 --> 00:27:19,433 ANDIE: Oh. Oh, hi. 638 00:27:19,535 --> 00:27:20,601 -You're Andie? -Hi. 639 00:27:20,703 --> 00:27:21,832 -I'm Dan. -What are you wearing? 640 00:27:21,935 --> 00:27:23,605 -What are you wearing? -I, uh-- 641 00:27:23,707 --> 00:27:24,967 -You need to change. -XAVIER: Bogey. 642 00:27:25,069 --> 00:27:26,343 FRAG: Yo, Crazy Frog is here. 643 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:29,375 Uh, graphic tee and swim trunks. 644 00:27:29,477 --> 00:27:30,980 Okay, come on. 645 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:32,142 Okay, Dan. 646 00:27:32,245 --> 00:27:35,578 So you are playing a 13-year-old named Peter. 647 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,918 Peter. 648 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:39,949 ANDIE: And you have been chatting with this man online. 649 00:27:40,051 --> 00:27:42,118 -Okay. -And he likes cats. 650 00:27:42,220 --> 00:27:44,626 -DAN: Cats. -And he has a sweet tooth. 651 00:27:44,728 --> 00:27:46,660 All you need to do-- (SNAPS FINGERS) 652 00:27:46,762 --> 00:27:48,530 Is get him to the kitchen island. 653 00:27:48,632 --> 00:27:49,827 -DAN: Okay. -And then Chris will 654 00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:54,130 come in and you will go out. 655 00:27:54,232 --> 00:27:55,772 -Oh, Jesus. -Chris comes in, I go-- 656 00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:56,869 -ANDIE: Okay, puka shell-- -Out. That-- that's it. 657 00:27:56,971 --> 00:27:58,002 Puka shell. Puka shell. Puka shell. 658 00:27:58,104 --> 00:27:59,538 -STYLIST: We're all out. -No puka shell? 659 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,509 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 660 00:28:01,611 --> 00:28:05,408 Okay. Dan, do you understand? 661 00:28:07,982 --> 00:28:09,716 Is there maybe time for a rehearsal? 662 00:28:09,818 --> 00:28:11,550 We're gonna shoot the rehearsal. 663 00:28:11,652 --> 00:28:14,252 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 664 00:28:15,426 --> 00:28:16,991 -Uh... -(DOOR CLOSES) 665 00:28:19,494 --> 00:28:20,929 (MUSIC ENDS) 666 00:28:24,896 --> 00:28:26,968 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 667 00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:30,708 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 668 00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:35,042 (CLEARS THROAT) 669 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,212 Come in. 670 00:28:41,813 --> 00:28:43,754 (DOOR OPENS) 671 00:28:46,984 --> 00:28:48,187 CRAZY FROG: Peter? 672 00:28:50,261 --> 00:28:51,657 Is that you? 673 00:28:51,759 --> 00:28:53,423 -(DOOR CLOSES) -Hi. 674 00:28:54,925 --> 00:28:56,129 Yeah, it's me. 675 00:28:57,162 --> 00:28:58,494 CRAZY FROG: You look different. 676 00:29:02,207 --> 00:29:03,774 Way different. 677 00:29:06,342 --> 00:29:07,338 Maybe. 678 00:29:08,172 --> 00:29:10,440 Sorry, I'm sort of nervous. 679 00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:12,816 CRAZY FROG: You're even hotter than your pictures. 680 00:29:14,081 --> 00:29:15,951 Did you change your hair or something? 681 00:29:20,788 --> 00:29:22,386 I've been out in the sun. 682 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,488 -CRAZY FROG: That's cool. -Wanna go over here? 683 00:29:27,063 --> 00:29:29,800 -CRAZY FROG: Where? -I guess I thought, um, 684 00:29:30,999 --> 00:29:32,869 maybe we could hang out in the kitchen. 685 00:29:34,801 --> 00:29:35,971 CRAZY FROG: Okay. 686 00:29:36,706 --> 00:29:38,402 Do-- do you have any water? 687 00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:41,438 I'll see what I can do. 688 00:29:43,744 --> 00:29:44,776 (OBJECTS CLACK) 689 00:29:44,878 --> 00:29:46,245 CRAZY FROG: By the way... 690 00:29:47,385 --> 00:29:48,351 (CABINET SHUTS) 691 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,752 -(UNZIPS) -(TAP RUNNING) 692 00:29:50,854 --> 00:29:54,589 CRAZY FROG: ...I brought something. 693 00:29:54,691 --> 00:29:55,818 -(TAP SHUTS OFF) -Oh, yeah? 694 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,895 (CAN SHAKING) 695 00:30:01,729 --> 00:30:03,900 (OBJECT CLATTERS) 696 00:30:06,539 --> 00:30:08,499 -(CAP CLATTERS) -(SPURTING) 697 00:30:08,601 --> 00:30:10,368 Wow. 698 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:15,208 CHRIS: Okay. 699 00:30:16,347 --> 00:30:17,446 (DOOR OPENS) 700 00:30:17,548 --> 00:30:18,877 XAVIER: Primetime, baby. 701 00:30:18,979 --> 00:30:20,913 FRAG: He did not disappoint. 702 00:30:21,015 --> 00:30:22,248 CHRIS: What's going on here? 703 00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:25,185 Why don't you have a seat right there? 704 00:30:25,818 --> 00:30:27,319 (CUP ROLLS) 705 00:30:30,858 --> 00:30:32,258 Wanna explain yourself? 706 00:30:37,395 --> 00:30:40,937 Running around, looking for a cat, 707 00:30:42,005 --> 00:30:44,875 spraying whipped cream all over yourself. 708 00:30:46,105 --> 00:30:48,472 What's going on in your mind? 709 00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:50,109 (DOOR OPENS) 710 00:30:50,211 --> 00:30:51,347 CHRIS: (ON SCREEN) What would've happened 711 00:30:51,449 --> 00:30:53,211 if I wasn't here? 712 00:30:53,313 --> 00:30:55,314 CRAZY FROG: Something would've happened. 713 00:30:55,982 --> 00:30:57,516 CHRIS: Something like? 714 00:30:58,319 --> 00:31:00,253 CRAZY FROG: Something along sexual lines. 715 00:31:01,524 --> 00:31:02,524 Crazy Frog. 716 00:31:02,626 --> 00:31:03,552 CHRIS: Something like 717 00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:05,557 you would've had sex with an underage teen? 718 00:31:05,659 --> 00:31:07,030 (EXHALES) 719 00:31:07,132 --> 00:31:08,930 CRAZY FROG: Okay. I don't know if we would've done that. 720 00:31:09,032 --> 00:31:12,202 CHRIS: Sir, your penis is already out. 721 00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:13,267 ANDIE: Hey. 722 00:31:13,369 --> 00:31:14,568 Hey. 723 00:31:14,670 --> 00:31:15,865 You were amazing. 724 00:31:15,967 --> 00:31:16,935 Oh, thanks. 725 00:31:17,037 --> 00:31:18,675 ANDIE: You're a movie star. 726 00:31:18,777 --> 00:31:20,475 -Thank you. (SNIFFLES) -ANDIE: Yeah. 727 00:31:20,577 --> 00:31:23,512 You are a natural. 728 00:31:23,614 --> 00:31:25,313 -DAN: Okay. -Yeah. 729 00:31:25,415 --> 00:31:26,681 Amazing. 730 00:31:26,784 --> 00:31:27,917 -DAN: Thank you. -(PILLS CLATTER) 731 00:31:28,019 --> 00:31:30,921 I get stress migraines. I don't know if you do. 732 00:31:32,456 --> 00:31:33,990 Maybe. Maybe. 733 00:31:34,689 --> 00:31:35,926 Thank you. 734 00:31:38,629 --> 00:31:39,959 ANDIE: You were so good. 735 00:31:40,061 --> 00:31:41,398 -Oh, thank you. -ANDIE: Yeah. 736 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:42,630 -DAN: Thanks. -Yeah. 737 00:31:42,732 --> 00:31:43,928 I mean it. (CHUCKLES) 738 00:31:44,030 --> 00:31:45,397 -DAN: Yeah. -Yeah. 739 00:31:47,234 --> 00:31:48,469 -CHRIS: We're doing a story... -Yeah. 740 00:31:48,571 --> 00:31:49,365 ...on adults 741 00:31:49,467 --> 00:31:51,475 who try to meet young teens online. 742 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,069 ANDIE: It's okay. It's okay. 743 00:31:53,171 --> 00:31:54,743 (SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING) 744 00:31:54,845 --> 00:31:56,947 -(SLURPS) -It happens to us all. 745 00:31:58,113 --> 00:31:59,813 CHRIS: Obviously, you're free to go, 746 00:31:59,915 --> 00:32:01,677 but please take the cream. 747 00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,050 CHRIS: I like this new decoy. 748 00:32:05,152 --> 00:32:06,415 Didn't freeze up like the last one. 749 00:32:06,517 --> 00:32:08,055 ANDIE: Yeah. I think he might walk. 750 00:32:08,157 --> 00:32:09,485 CHRIS: Oh, goddamn it, Andie. Not again. 751 00:32:09,587 --> 00:32:11,088 ANDIE: Well-- CHRIS: I-- I need that one. 752 00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:12,424 He's perfect for Jersey Shore. 753 00:32:12,526 --> 00:32:16,425 Um... I agree, but for his first time, that was a lot, 754 00:32:16,527 --> 00:32:18,700 and if we do have to inform the network, 755 00:32:18,803 --> 00:32:20,734 the optics are really not good. 756 00:32:20,836 --> 00:32:23,974 So can you talk to him? 757 00:32:25,403 --> 00:32:26,740 What? No. I have somewhere to be. 758 00:32:26,842 --> 00:32:28,979 Uh, in Fort Myers? Where? 759 00:32:29,677 --> 00:32:30,678 (LAUGHS) 760 00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:32,579 I have a life, Andie. 761 00:32:32,681 --> 00:32:33,817 (BOTH LAUGH) 762 00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:36,478 ANDIE: Okay. Uh, can you talk to him first? 763 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:40,088 I think that reassurance coming from you, 764 00:32:40,190 --> 00:32:43,919 maybe at the hotel bar, maybe a nice Macallan, 765 00:32:44,689 --> 00:32:47,829 and maybe you expense it. Maybe I don't tell. 766 00:32:47,931 --> 00:32:50,297 (INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER) 767 00:32:57,101 --> 00:33:00,241 (SLURPING) 768 00:33:03,580 --> 00:33:04,677 CHRIS: Dan Plum. 769 00:33:04,779 --> 00:33:05,983 Chris Hansen. 770 00:33:06,881 --> 00:33:07,844 How're you doing? 771 00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:09,415 I'm okay. 772 00:33:12,987 --> 00:33:14,255 CHRIS: It's a big day. 773 00:33:16,123 --> 00:33:17,460 Do you want some wine, Dan? 774 00:33:17,562 --> 00:33:18,990 DAN: Uh. Bud Light? 775 00:33:19,092 --> 00:33:20,463 Bud Light would be nice. 776 00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:22,395 Relax, it's on NBC. 777 00:33:24,965 --> 00:33:26,432 B-- Budweiser, then. 778 00:33:27,265 --> 00:33:29,072 CHRIS: Macallan, neat. 779 00:33:33,139 --> 00:33:34,303 (DAN CONTINUES SLURPING) 780 00:33:34,405 --> 00:33:36,072 How long you been acting, Dan? 781 00:33:36,174 --> 00:33:38,746 DAN: Uh, four years. 782 00:33:38,848 --> 00:33:39,949 Four years professionally, 783 00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:43,752 but I've-- I've dreamt of it my entire life. 784 00:33:43,854 --> 00:33:47,487 Um, musical theater mainly. 785 00:33:47,589 --> 00:33:48,586 Uh. 786 00:33:49,287 --> 00:33:51,424 Different world. (LAUGHS) 787 00:33:55,232 --> 00:33:57,628 I hate feeling like I'm not up to the task. 788 00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:04,602 It-- it matters a lot to me to-- to do a good job. 789 00:34:06,237 --> 00:34:07,605 Look... (SIGHS) 790 00:34:08,206 --> 00:34:10,274 what were you hoping 791 00:34:10,376 --> 00:34:13,578 to achieve from this experience? 792 00:34:14,884 --> 00:34:18,352 Uh, something for my reel. 793 00:34:20,451 --> 00:34:22,692 More than that um, a credit. 794 00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:23,893 -Mm-hmm. -DAN: That would be 795 00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:25,088 really helpful for getting my union card 796 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:27,523 and representation. 797 00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:29,331 -Thank you. -(CHRIS CLEARS THROAT) 798 00:34:29,433 --> 00:34:30,397 Dan. 799 00:34:32,631 --> 00:34:35,072 Do you know what your credit is on this show? 800 00:34:37,475 --> 00:34:38,438 Peter? 801 00:34:40,071 --> 00:34:41,007 Peter? 802 00:34:41,110 --> 00:34:42,973 DAN: Uh, my character from today? 803 00:34:43,075 --> 00:34:45,875 No. (LAUGHS) 804 00:34:45,977 --> 00:34:47,075 No. 805 00:34:47,178 --> 00:34:48,547 Superhero. 806 00:34:49,313 --> 00:34:50,779 That's your credit. 807 00:34:50,881 --> 00:34:56,390 Dan, what, what you're doing is more than acting. 808 00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:59,492 It's much more. 809 00:35:01,132 --> 00:35:03,996 You're-- you're here with us, and you're-- 810 00:35:04,098 --> 00:35:05,267 you're saving children. 811 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,601 Yeah. 812 00:35:12,169 --> 00:35:13,506 (EXHALES) 813 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,644 CHRIS: Dan. 814 00:35:17,746 --> 00:35:18,742 Daniel. 815 00:35:20,913 --> 00:35:23,313 Dan. 816 00:35:23,415 --> 00:35:28,857 Danny. Danny, uh, Decoy Dan. 817 00:35:28,959 --> 00:35:30,452 -Decoy Dan? -Decoy Dan. 818 00:35:30,554 --> 00:35:32,327 -Decoy Dan. -Decoy Dan. 819 00:35:33,225 --> 00:35:34,428 That's your credit. 820 00:35:35,832 --> 00:35:37,763 Decoy Dan. (LAUGHS) 821 00:35:37,866 --> 00:35:38,834 Decoy Dan. 822 00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:40,637 -(BOTH LAUGH) -(GLASS CLINK) 823 00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:43,866 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 824 00:35:48,607 --> 00:35:53,416 You remind me of my son, but uh, older. 825 00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:54,514 DAN: Oh. 826 00:35:55,179 --> 00:35:56,417 Thanks. 827 00:35:57,950 --> 00:36:01,321 ♪ Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous ♪ 828 00:36:01,423 --> 00:36:06,092 ♪ Kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty ♪ 829 00:36:06,195 --> 00:36:08,563 ♪ Brave, clean, and ha... ♪ 830 00:36:08,665 --> 00:36:10,332 Oh, uh... 831 00:36:12,264 --> 00:36:15,969 the uh, respectful? 832 00:36:16,071 --> 00:36:17,603 (SNAPS FINGERS) Close. 833 00:36:19,005 --> 00:36:20,210 Reverent. 834 00:36:20,611 --> 00:36:21,371 Reverent. 835 00:36:21,473 --> 00:36:22,911 I knew you were a Boy Scout. 836 00:36:23,013 --> 00:36:24,773 How long did you do it for? 837 00:36:24,876 --> 00:36:27,646 Maybe like two years or something like that. 838 00:36:30,252 --> 00:36:32,288 It's a sign of strong character. 839 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,051 Goodnight. 840 00:36:35,154 --> 00:36:36,424 Goodnight. 841 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:41,491 Sorry, can I just ask, is that an acting totem? 842 00:36:41,593 --> 00:36:43,763 CHRIS: What? DAN: Your bracelet. 843 00:36:43,865 --> 00:36:44,894 Is it-- 844 00:36:48,071 --> 00:36:49,734 Nothing I do is acting, Dan. 845 00:36:52,506 --> 00:36:57,212 -Right. I-- -Got it in India, 1996. 846 00:36:57,314 --> 00:37:00,646 I was doing a story on child slave labor. 847 00:37:02,314 --> 00:37:03,550 It won an Emmy. 848 00:37:05,585 --> 00:37:09,490 Predator has never earned an Emmy, 849 00:37:10,592 --> 00:37:13,494 nor any of the serious recognition it deserves. 850 00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:22,371 But I think that's all about to change. 851 00:37:24,071 --> 00:37:25,504 (CHUCKLES) 852 00:37:25,606 --> 00:37:26,876 -CHRIS: All right. -(CHUCKLES) All right. 853 00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:28,245 CHRIS: (CHUCKLES) All right. 854 00:37:29,408 --> 00:37:30,878 I'll see you tomorrow. 855 00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:32,249 See you tomorrow. 856 00:37:34,246 --> 00:37:35,615 (DOOR CLOSES) 857 00:37:36,481 --> 00:37:38,684 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 858 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:40,653 (EXHALES) 859 00:37:42,055 --> 00:37:43,293 (SIGHS) 860 00:37:48,930 --> 00:37:50,366 Okay. 861 00:37:50,998 --> 00:37:51,997 One down. 862 00:37:52,099 --> 00:37:55,998 (SWISHES, SPITS) 863 00:37:59,504 --> 00:38:03,643 (CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 864 00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:10,881 (PHONE RINGING) 865 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:13,451 Hello? 866 00:38:13,553 --> 00:38:14,519 WOMAN: (ON PHONE) Oh, hey, Andie. 867 00:38:14,621 --> 00:38:16,653 This is Patty Patterson from ABC. 868 00:38:16,755 --> 00:38:18,593 Sorry, am I interrupting something? 869 00:38:18,695 --> 00:38:19,524 No. 870 00:38:19,626 --> 00:38:21,295 PATTY: I don't think we've met, but-- 871 00:38:21,397 --> 00:38:24,461 ANDIE: Oh, uh, we have, actually. 872 00:38:24,563 --> 00:38:27,200 The Murrow Awards last year. 873 00:38:27,302 --> 00:38:28,833 PATTY: Right. Ugh, my brain. 874 00:38:30,803 --> 00:38:32,974 Anyway, we wanted to congratulate you 875 00:38:33,076 --> 00:38:34,372 on the new time slot. 876 00:38:34,475 --> 00:38:36,972 ANDIE: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 877 00:38:37,074 --> 00:38:40,214 PATTY: I saw Jeff just pitched it to the ad men. 878 00:38:40,316 --> 00:38:41,414 Not-- not sure if you're aware, 879 00:38:41,516 --> 00:38:42,511 but we've been working on a show 880 00:38:42,613 --> 00:38:44,719 for the same night. 881 00:38:44,821 --> 00:38:45,715 Uh-huh. 882 00:38:45,817 --> 00:38:47,253 PATTY: And we have been so impressed 883 00:38:47,355 --> 00:38:48,520 by your work on Predator, 884 00:38:48,622 --> 00:38:51,126 we would love to pick your brain. 885 00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:52,388 I was wondering if you'd be free 886 00:38:52,490 --> 00:38:53,823 for a drink or a-- 887 00:38:53,925 --> 00:38:55,897 You know what's better than a drink? 888 00:38:55,999 --> 00:38:56,858 A sushi roll. 889 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,266 ANDIE: Well, that's not possible. 890 00:38:58,368 --> 00:39:01,134 I'm-- I'm shooting in Fort Myers. 891 00:39:01,236 --> 00:39:02,301 PATTY: That is crazy. 892 00:39:02,404 --> 00:39:05,534 I will be in Florida tomorrow. 893 00:39:05,636 --> 00:39:07,911 ANDIE: Uh, not tomorrow? 894 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:08,804 PATTY: Yeah, sounds great. 895 00:39:08,906 --> 00:39:10,512 So I'll see you tomorrow evening. 896 00:39:11,708 --> 00:39:14,278 Evening? Uh, hey, okay. 897 00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:15,583 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 898 00:39:24,259 --> 00:39:26,158 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 899 00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:28,595 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 900 00:39:28,697 --> 00:39:29,927 CHRIS: Look, I don't mean to upset you, Kristyn, 901 00:39:30,029 --> 00:39:32,965 but we can still have a nice dinner as friends. 902 00:39:33,067 --> 00:39:34,265 Like... 903 00:39:34,367 --> 00:39:35,570 KRISTYN: Friends? 904 00:39:36,938 --> 00:39:37,935 Hmm. 905 00:39:39,172 --> 00:39:40,674 (SLURPS) 906 00:39:45,310 --> 00:39:47,549 (SIGHS) 907 00:39:49,381 --> 00:39:50,816 (GLASS CLINKS) 908 00:39:53,819 --> 00:39:57,124 So none of this meant anything to you? 909 00:39:57,226 --> 00:39:58,791 CHRIS: Not nothing, no. 910 00:39:58,893 --> 00:40:04,796 Uh, Kristyn, I-- I-- I want to be a part of your life. 911 00:40:04,898 --> 00:40:09,305 I do. I truly do, but I can only participate in, 912 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:14,611 uh, obfuscated ways at a distance, you know? 913 00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:15,876 (LAUGHS) 914 00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:17,579 But uh... 915 00:40:17,981 --> 00:40:20,048 (SNIFFLES) 916 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:21,583 CHRIS: Kristyn, come on. 917 00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:24,648 WAITER: Can I tempt you two with something sweet? 918 00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:26,420 Oh my God, you're Chris Hansen. 919 00:40:26,522 --> 00:40:28,422 -I'm a huge fan of your show. -Uh. 920 00:40:28,524 --> 00:40:30,192 But, I don't want to be in it, but uh-- 921 00:40:30,294 --> 00:40:31,394 -(CHRIS CHUCKLES) -(KRISTYN SOBS) 922 00:40:31,496 --> 00:40:33,623 Do-- did-- did you want anything for dessert? 923 00:40:33,726 --> 00:40:35,331 Do you have any cookies? (LAUGHS) 924 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,299 WAITER: I-- I can definitely ask the chef. 925 00:40:37,401 --> 00:40:39,035 No, I'm just-- just kidding around. 926 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:41,266 -Just never mind. -(SOBS) 927 00:40:41,368 --> 00:40:42,534 No, it was a joke. 928 00:40:42,636 --> 00:40:43,835 -WAITER: Oh, okay. -Yeah, yeah. 929 00:40:43,937 --> 00:40:45,172 WAITER: Thank you so much for coming, Mr. Hansen. 930 00:40:45,274 --> 00:40:46,236 CHRIS: Thank you so much. 931 00:40:46,338 --> 00:40:47,438 (SOBBING) 932 00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:50,513 Come on. Look, I have... 933 00:40:51,580 --> 00:40:54,818 I have a lot on the line right now. 934 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,783 (KRISTYN SOBBING) 935 00:40:59,287 --> 00:41:01,587 I love my wife. 936 00:41:01,689 --> 00:41:03,389 We don't need to make a scene, okay? 937 00:41:03,491 --> 00:41:04,753 We don't need to make a scene. 938 00:41:04,855 --> 00:41:07,297 Happy face. (LAUGHS) Happy. 939 00:41:07,399 --> 00:41:10,131 -(SNIFFING) -Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 940 00:41:10,233 --> 00:41:11,233 I'm gonna do everything 941 00:41:11,335 --> 00:41:12,330 in my power to make this right, 942 00:41:12,432 --> 00:41:13,628 I swear to God. 943 00:41:13,730 --> 00:41:15,234 Like I said, okay? 944 00:41:15,336 --> 00:41:17,606 Okay. Just shh. 945 00:41:19,370 --> 00:41:20,543 Shh. 946 00:41:27,544 --> 00:41:29,112 (LICKS) 947 00:41:31,485 --> 00:41:34,084 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 948 00:41:35,358 --> 00:41:37,123 Let me-- let me get you a cab. 949 00:41:37,225 --> 00:41:38,190 (CUTLERY CLINKS) 950 00:41:38,292 --> 00:41:40,393 Oh. Oh, God. 951 00:41:40,495 --> 00:41:42,491 Come on. Let's go. (LAUGHS) 952 00:41:42,593 --> 00:41:43,859 Okay. Okay. 953 00:41:43,961 --> 00:41:46,232 (SONG PLAYING OVER EARPHONES) 954 00:41:46,334 --> 00:41:49,204 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 955 00:41:49,306 --> 00:41:51,468 ♪ Wanna climb a mountain ♪ 956 00:41:51,570 --> 00:41:53,002 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 957 00:41:53,105 --> 00:41:54,869 DAN: Who is it? DEL: It's me. Can I come in? 958 00:41:54,972 --> 00:41:56,774 -(LOCK BEEPS) -(DOOR OPENS) 959 00:41:56,876 --> 00:41:59,215 -DAN: One sec. -Verification call. 960 00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:01,210 -Check it out. -(PHONE VIBRATING) 961 00:42:05,352 --> 00:42:06,523 (DEL CHUCKLES) 962 00:42:07,387 --> 00:42:08,357 DEL: Hey, man. 963 00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:09,818 MAN: (ON PHONE) Hey. There you are. 964 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,455 DEL: I told you I was real. 965 00:42:11,557 --> 00:42:12,520 MAN: I like real. 966 00:42:12,623 --> 00:42:13,893 (CHUCKLES) 967 00:42:13,995 --> 00:42:16,426 MAN: What do you think we should do next Monday? 968 00:42:16,528 --> 00:42:17,598 I don't know. 969 00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:21,336 Um, probably be shooting some hoops or something, 970 00:42:21,438 --> 00:42:23,467 so if you wanna shower together, 971 00:42:23,569 --> 00:42:24,771 that might be nice. 972 00:42:24,873 --> 00:42:28,370 MAN: Yeah. I can't wait for, uh, the adventure. 973 00:42:28,472 --> 00:42:32,341 Cool. It's the uh, last house at the end of the cul-de-sac. 974 00:42:32,443 --> 00:42:35,480 You can't miss it. It's boring like the other ones. (LAUGHS) 975 00:42:35,582 --> 00:42:37,484 MAN: Well, I can't wait. 976 00:42:37,586 --> 00:42:39,549 Cool. Oh, don't forget the weed. 977 00:42:39,651 --> 00:42:40,654 MAN: Oh, yeah. 978 00:42:40,756 --> 00:42:42,223 -It's gonna be great. -(CHUCKLES) Cool. 979 00:42:42,325 --> 00:42:43,688 All right. Later. Bye. 980 00:42:43,790 --> 00:42:45,793 -MAN: Bye. -(CLICKS PHONE SHUT) 981 00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:47,726 You have to smile, 982 00:42:47,828 --> 00:42:49,129 so they can hear it in your voice. 983 00:42:49,231 --> 00:42:50,525 DAN: Yeah, cool. 984 00:42:50,627 --> 00:42:51,832 Thanks. 985 00:42:58,775 --> 00:43:03,305 Look, if this is something you really wanna do, 986 00:43:04,649 --> 00:43:08,583 you can't treat it like an acting gig, you know? 987 00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:12,754 The last decoy made it an episode and a half. 988 00:43:12,856 --> 00:43:16,021 Saw a predator who looked like his dad and walked off. 989 00:43:17,155 --> 00:43:20,696 You have to find ways to protect yourself. 990 00:43:22,527 --> 00:43:23,699 Yeah. 991 00:43:25,464 --> 00:43:26,636 Thanks. 992 00:43:28,767 --> 00:43:30,302 DEL: See you tomorrow. 993 00:43:30,404 --> 00:43:31,641 Don't be late. 994 00:43:35,079 --> 00:43:36,079 (DOOR OPENS) 995 00:43:36,181 --> 00:43:37,612 (KNOCKING ON DOOR ON TV) 996 00:43:37,714 --> 00:43:38,844 -MAN: (ON TV) Hey. -DEL: (ON TV) Hey. 997 00:43:38,947 --> 00:43:40,512 Come right in, bro. I'm baking cookies. 998 00:43:40,614 --> 00:43:41,816 "Come right in, bro." 999 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:43,981 MAN: Love your house. 1000 00:43:44,084 --> 00:43:46,253 "Hey, come right in, bro. I'm baking cookies." 1001 00:43:46,355 --> 00:43:47,684 (OVERLAPPING SPEECH) 1002 00:43:47,786 --> 00:43:48,785 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1003 00:43:48,888 --> 00:43:51,188 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ON TV) 1004 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,090 "Hey, come right in, bro. 1005 00:43:56,192 --> 00:43:58,899 I'm baking, I'm baking cookies." 1006 00:44:04,603 --> 00:44:05,572 Hey, come on in. 1007 00:44:05,674 --> 00:44:07,006 There's sweet tea on the table. 1008 00:44:08,343 --> 00:44:10,577 Hey, come on in. 1009 00:44:10,679 --> 00:44:12,043 There's sweet tea on the table. 1010 00:44:12,145 --> 00:44:13,511 DEL: (ON TV) Did you bring any of that stuff 1011 00:44:13,613 --> 00:44:14,783 we talked about? 1012 00:44:15,845 --> 00:44:17,013 DAN: Hey, Marco. 1013 00:44:17,115 --> 00:44:18,981 Did you bring the stuff we talked about? 1014 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:20,316 MAN 1: (ON TV) This your house? 1015 00:44:20,418 --> 00:44:22,222 Uh, well, technically, my mommy and daddy's house. 1016 00:44:22,324 --> 00:44:23,052 (CREW LAUGHS) 1017 00:44:23,154 --> 00:44:25,558 Hey, just hopped out of the shower. 1018 00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:26,726 Just put a pizza in the oven. 1019 00:44:26,828 --> 00:44:29,357 Just picture me naked and come on in. 1020 00:44:29,459 --> 00:44:31,467 (ON SCREEN) I could figure something out. 1021 00:44:31,569 --> 00:44:32,697 Well, what about a root beer float? 1022 00:44:32,799 --> 00:44:34,400 -MAN 2: Ooh. -I'll do that. 1023 00:44:34,502 --> 00:44:35,567 Don't go anywhere. 1024 00:44:35,669 --> 00:44:37,536 Oh, they're gonna love it. 1025 00:44:37,638 --> 00:44:39,435 They're gonna love this. 1026 00:44:39,971 --> 00:44:41,539 DAN: How you doing, Stanley? 1027 00:44:41,641 --> 00:44:42,811 DAN: Are you Jeremy? 1028 00:44:43,446 --> 00:44:44,780 Jeremy's talented tongue? 1029 00:44:47,312 --> 00:44:49,079 (ON SCREEN) You nervous? That's okay. Me too. 1030 00:44:49,181 --> 00:44:51,053 -(LAUGHS) -DAN: What did you think you-- 1031 00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:52,550 Sorry, sorry. 1032 00:44:52,652 --> 00:44:54,691 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1033 00:44:56,523 --> 00:44:58,186 Decoy Dan. 1034 00:44:58,288 --> 00:45:00,527 Yo, Christopher, I need to talk to you. 1035 00:45:00,629 --> 00:45:02,494 Fat fucking tuna on the hook. 1036 00:45:02,596 --> 00:45:04,166 CHRIS: Oh, really? 1037 00:45:04,268 --> 00:45:07,099 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1038 00:45:08,436 --> 00:45:10,201 Look, come here. 1039 00:45:11,275 --> 00:45:12,236 Close the door. 1040 00:45:13,541 --> 00:45:14,543 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1041 00:45:14,645 --> 00:45:15,610 -Hey. Knock, knock. -XAVIER: Uh, what? 1042 00:45:15,712 --> 00:45:17,578 -XAVIER: No, no, no. -What's shaking? 1043 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,111 It's okay. We're just having a... 1044 00:45:20,579 --> 00:45:21,984 (SIGHS) 1045 00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:23,411 Okay. 1046 00:45:23,513 --> 00:45:28,017 So we got a fan letter from some flatfoot cop. 1047 00:45:28,119 --> 00:45:30,120 "Dear Chris Hansen and the good men 1048 00:45:30,222 --> 00:45:32,590 of the National Broadcasting Corporation." 1049 00:45:32,692 --> 00:45:34,091 (SIREN BLARING) 1050 00:45:34,194 --> 00:45:36,359 MICHAEL: " My name is Michael Chachere." 1051 00:45:37,729 --> 00:45:39,296 (CAR REVS OFF) 1052 00:45:42,706 --> 00:45:43,966 MICHAEL: Headquarters, be advised, 1053 00:45:44,068 --> 00:45:45,500 I locked myself out the unit. 1054 00:45:47,276 --> 00:45:49,842 MICHAEL: "I write to you today to thank you from the bottom 1055 00:45:49,944 --> 00:45:51,877 of my heart for promoting goodness 1056 00:45:51,979 --> 00:45:54,245 in this troubled world we live in." 1057 00:45:57,115 --> 00:45:58,348 Yeah, I'll get the Jared special. 1058 00:45:58,450 --> 00:46:01,085 "I also want to thank you for promoting respect 1059 00:46:01,188 --> 00:46:04,191 for law enforcement in your programming. 1060 00:46:04,927 --> 00:46:07,355 "What this world needs, in my opinion, 1061 00:46:07,457 --> 00:46:09,697 is a good, hard look in the mirror." 1062 00:46:09,799 --> 00:46:10,794 MAN: (ON TV) We were just talking. 1063 00:46:10,896 --> 00:46:12,096 (SCREAMING, GRUNTING) 1064 00:46:12,199 --> 00:46:14,764 MICHAEL: "But what is that, but your show?" 1065 00:46:14,866 --> 00:46:15,868 MAN: (ON TV) Sorry. 1066 00:46:15,970 --> 00:46:17,270 I didn't-- I swear I didn't know. 1067 00:46:17,372 --> 00:46:19,006 (SLURPS) 1068 00:46:19,108 --> 00:46:22,139 "Should you ever find yourself down in Murphy, Texas, 1069 00:46:22,241 --> 00:46:24,940 please know that you have a friendly face 1070 00:46:25,042 --> 00:46:26,044 here in our precinct." 1071 00:46:26,146 --> 00:46:27,777 "In our precinct. Best regards, Michael." 1072 00:46:27,879 --> 00:46:29,852 Michael Chachere. 1073 00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:33,416 Chief, this could only look good for election season. 1074 00:46:34,955 --> 00:46:36,888 What's the name of that program? 1075 00:46:36,990 --> 00:46:38,388 MICHAEL: How to Catch a Predator. 1076 00:46:42,364 --> 00:46:43,898 Predator? 1077 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,802 Anyhow. They tried to get in touch with Andie, 1078 00:46:46,904 --> 00:46:49,636 but when they couldn't, they reached out to me. 1079 00:46:49,738 --> 00:46:51,105 Uh-uh, I have no missed calls. 1080 00:46:51,207 --> 00:46:53,470 XAVIER: Whatever. They want us to come shoot in their town, 1081 00:46:53,572 --> 00:46:57,207 so I start to trawl the area, and it's the same old shit. 1082 00:46:57,309 --> 00:46:59,911 Factory worker, plumber, loser. Boring. 1083 00:47:00,013 --> 00:47:02,845 But-- but then I catch something 1084 00:47:02,947 --> 00:47:05,514 that's like nothing 1085 00:47:06,390 --> 00:47:07,415 I've ever seen. 1086 00:47:07,517 --> 00:47:11,459 This fish comes along, takes a bite, 1087 00:47:11,561 --> 00:47:13,929 and then boom, vanishes. 1088 00:47:14,031 --> 00:47:16,464 -He comes back, bites again. - (MESSAGES CHIMING) 1089 00:47:16,566 --> 00:47:19,198 But then, poof, gone. 1090 00:47:19,998 --> 00:47:21,065 I never lose these guys, 1091 00:47:21,167 --> 00:47:24,838 because they are usually fucking idiots, 1092 00:47:24,940 --> 00:47:28,273 but this is not your average pedo. 1093 00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:31,842 He was careful not to give anything away, but boy, 1094 00:47:31,944 --> 00:47:33,608 did he love to chat. 1095 00:47:34,450 --> 00:47:35,784 We battled. 1096 00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:37,715 I tried every trick in the book, Chris. 1097 00:47:37,817 --> 00:47:38,786 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 1098 00:47:38,888 --> 00:47:40,918 I was reeling him in for hours, 1099 00:47:41,021 --> 00:47:42,858 but he wouldn't take the bait. 1100 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:49,030 I was ready to give up, but then he slipped. 1101 00:47:50,699 --> 00:47:54,134 A wake in Denton, Texas. 1102 00:47:54,403 --> 00:47:55,933 (GULPING) 1103 00:47:56,036 --> 00:47:57,666 XAVIER: So I did some digging. 1104 00:47:57,768 --> 00:47:59,337 Ah. 1105 00:47:59,804 --> 00:48:02,175 (TYPING) 1106 00:48:02,277 --> 00:48:04,374 The only one I could find was a private event 1107 00:48:04,476 --> 00:48:07,342 for government associates of a dead senator. 1108 00:48:07,444 --> 00:48:09,282 (DISTORTED) ...of a dead senator. 1109 00:48:09,384 --> 00:48:12,549 (IN NORMAL VOICE) The most important suits in Texas. 1110 00:48:12,651 --> 00:48:17,657 Chris, we've never caught a government operative before, 1111 00:48:17,759 --> 00:48:19,955 a man on the inside. 1112 00:48:20,057 --> 00:48:22,459 This, this is it. 1113 00:48:23,326 --> 00:48:29,267 This guy's got to be CIA, NSA 1114 00:48:29,369 --> 00:48:35,604 or he is at the highest levels of government. 1115 00:48:39,279 --> 00:48:40,577 I mean, what are we talking about here? 1116 00:48:40,679 --> 00:48:43,851 Are we talking about a mayor or a congressman or are we-- 1117 00:48:43,953 --> 00:48:45,280 are we talking about the president? 1118 00:48:45,382 --> 00:48:48,551 (INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER) 1119 00:48:53,796 --> 00:48:55,162 -So Chris-- -CHRIS: Hmm. 1120 00:48:55,264 --> 00:48:57,766 We already have our schedule for the coming months, 1121 00:48:57,868 --> 00:48:59,295 and the Jersey Shore is after this. 1122 00:48:59,397 --> 00:49:01,264 Uh, that is a priority for the network. 1123 00:49:01,366 --> 00:49:03,566 I have a feeling about this guy, Chris. 1124 00:49:04,408 --> 00:49:06,041 I really do. 1125 00:49:09,243 --> 00:49:11,643 No. It's not enough information to act. 1126 00:49:11,745 --> 00:49:13,280 She's right. 1127 00:49:13,382 --> 00:49:16,082 Keep looking and let me know if you have something more. 1128 00:49:16,184 --> 00:49:19,054 -I like it, psychic ability. -(DOOR OPENS) 1129 00:49:21,052 --> 00:49:23,122 XAVIER: Nice work. 1130 00:49:23,224 --> 00:49:24,853 -Good producing. -ANDIE: Tell me about it. 1131 00:49:24,955 --> 00:49:26,622 (FLUSHES) 1132 00:49:28,663 --> 00:49:30,092 (DOOR SLAMS) 1133 00:49:30,194 --> 00:49:31,528 XAVIER: Fucking bitch. 1134 00:49:32,597 --> 00:49:33,868 DAN: Could you show me the last couple of clips? 1135 00:49:33,970 --> 00:49:37,039 Excuse me. Uh, T minus 10 minutes. 1136 00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:40,508 DAN: Can you bring up the last couple of clips we shot? 1137 00:49:40,610 --> 00:49:42,208 Oh, they were good. 1138 00:49:42,310 --> 00:49:43,845 Well, I wa-- I'm thinking of trying something new. 1139 00:49:43,947 --> 00:49:45,480 -I wanna see what I did. -They were good. 1140 00:49:45,582 --> 00:49:46,675 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1141 00:49:49,052 --> 00:49:51,881 "You just have to be very clean in your ass." 1142 00:49:51,983 --> 00:49:53,222 ANDIE: Mm-hmm. 1143 00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:54,116 Your ass? 1144 00:49:54,218 --> 00:49:55,253 I think that's too far. 1145 00:49:55,355 --> 00:49:58,120 Uh, stick to the suck and be sucked stuff. 1146 00:49:58,222 --> 00:49:59,495 -CHRIS: Okay. -Yeah. 1147 00:49:59,597 --> 00:50:01,089 CHRIS: Okay. Thank you. 1148 00:50:01,191 --> 00:50:04,363 (PLASTIC RUSTLING) 1149 00:50:05,998 --> 00:50:06,965 (PHONE RINGING) 1150 00:50:07,067 --> 00:50:08,598 CHRIS: God, this is insane. 1151 00:50:12,042 --> 00:50:13,339 -Chris Hansen. -MAN: (ON PHONE) Hi, Chris. 1152 00:50:13,441 --> 00:50:16,437 This is Brett Karinsky from the National Enquirer. 1153 00:50:16,539 --> 00:50:17,679 -Uh-huh. -BRETT: We just wanted 1154 00:50:17,781 --> 00:50:19,081 to give you the opportunity 1155 00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:21,112 to comment before we run a story about you next week. 1156 00:50:21,214 --> 00:50:24,284 Uh, and what is the story about? 1157 00:50:25,249 --> 00:50:26,315 BRETT: A young woman 1158 00:50:26,417 --> 00:50:29,086 and your extramarital activities. 1159 00:50:29,189 --> 00:50:31,826 -Does that ring a bell? -Uh. 1160 00:50:31,928 --> 00:50:34,094 -BRETT: If I call NBC-- -Uh. 1161 00:50:34,196 --> 00:50:37,162 BRETT: What would they say about this? 1162 00:50:37,264 --> 00:50:39,662 America's favorite pervert catcher 1163 00:50:39,764 --> 00:50:42,637 sticking fingers where fingers shouldn't be stuck. 1164 00:50:42,739 --> 00:50:44,436 -No. -(PHONE BEEPS) 1165 00:50:55,352 --> 00:50:56,448 Uh. 1166 00:50:57,148 --> 00:50:59,181 (RINGING DIAL TONE) 1167 00:50:59,283 --> 00:51:00,248 MARY: (ON PHONE) Hello? 1168 00:51:00,350 --> 00:51:01,315 Hi, Mary. Chris Hansen. 1169 00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:03,119 MARY: Yes, honey. I know. 1170 00:51:03,221 --> 00:51:05,992 Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Um-- 1171 00:51:06,094 --> 00:51:07,325 CHASE: (ON PHONE) Hey, hey, Dad. 1172 00:51:07,427 --> 00:51:09,327 CHRIS: Hi, boys. Yeah. CONNOR: Hey, Dad. 1173 00:51:09,429 --> 00:51:12,528 Yeah, I was just calling to uh, talk to you 1174 00:51:12,630 --> 00:51:16,501 and um, just calling to talk to the boys. 1175 00:51:16,603 --> 00:51:19,141 CONNOR: Are you gonna come to my baseball game? 1176 00:51:37,088 --> 00:51:39,689 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1177 00:51:40,863 --> 00:51:42,428 DAN: I'm just in here. 1178 00:51:49,034 --> 00:51:50,304 (CAR DOOR LOCKS) 1179 00:51:56,746 --> 00:51:58,411 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 1180 00:52:01,144 --> 00:52:02,080 DAN: Hey. 1181 00:52:02,182 --> 00:52:04,016 -(DOOR SHUTS) -MAN: Hi. 1182 00:52:04,118 --> 00:52:05,552 Trouble finding the place? 1183 00:52:05,655 --> 00:52:06,885 (RUSTLING) 1184 00:52:06,987 --> 00:52:08,157 MAN: Not really. 1185 00:52:10,056 --> 00:52:11,221 DAN: Oh, shoot. 1186 00:52:11,323 --> 00:52:12,727 Spilled soda on my shirt. 1187 00:52:12,829 --> 00:52:13,760 I'm gonna go change. 1188 00:52:13,862 --> 00:52:15,131 Be back in a sec. 1189 00:52:17,997 --> 00:52:19,201 (DOOR OPENS) 1190 00:52:19,702 --> 00:52:20,596 (DOOR CLOSES) 1191 00:52:20,698 --> 00:52:22,031 DEL: I've been chatting with him online 1192 00:52:22,133 --> 00:52:23,166 for a month now. 1193 00:52:23,268 --> 00:52:24,871 He's fucking heinous. 1194 00:52:24,973 --> 00:52:26,369 (WHISPERS) How'd it look? 1195 00:52:26,471 --> 00:52:27,908 ANDIE: (SOFTLY) You were great. 1196 00:52:28,010 --> 00:52:29,777 If you guys get me the logs in 1197 00:52:29,879 --> 00:52:30,845 more advance next time, 1198 00:52:30,947 --> 00:52:32,577 I could use all of that stuff. 1199 00:52:32,679 --> 00:52:36,248 I could-- I could've kept him in there for 20 minutes. 1200 00:52:36,350 --> 00:52:37,580 ANDIE: Daniel. XAVIER: Dan, enough. 1201 00:52:37,682 --> 00:52:39,914 MAN: Actually, do you have a Diet Coke? 1202 00:52:45,389 --> 00:52:46,723 CHRIS: Is Pepsi okay? 1203 00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:50,661 Why don't you have a seat right there? 1204 00:52:55,037 --> 00:52:56,700 Why don't you have a seat? 1205 00:53:00,041 --> 00:53:01,375 What are you doing here? 1206 00:53:04,747 --> 00:53:05,874 Sit down. 1207 00:53:11,481 --> 00:53:12,947 Sit down! (ECHOING) 1208 00:53:15,925 --> 00:53:17,259 What are you doing here? 1209 00:53:20,164 --> 00:53:21,428 MAN: (ON SCREEN) Nothing good. (ECHOING) 1210 00:53:23,131 --> 00:53:24,629 What do you do for a living? 1211 00:53:29,299 --> 00:53:30,635 I'm a rabbi. 1212 00:53:31,702 --> 00:53:34,041 CHRIS: (ON SCREEN) "I like sucking 1213 00:53:34,143 --> 00:53:35,538 -and being sucked." -He's off. 1214 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:36,771 CHRIS: Where's that in the Bible? 1215 00:53:36,874 --> 00:53:39,248 The Old Testament or the New Testament? 1216 00:53:41,581 --> 00:53:46,618 Look, you're being very hostile to me. 1217 00:53:49,654 --> 00:53:54,489 Who gave you permission to do this? 1218 00:53:54,591 --> 00:53:56,793 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1219 00:53:58,462 --> 00:54:00,302 You did this to yourself. 1220 00:54:01,635 --> 00:54:05,802 You know you don't have the right to do this. 1221 00:54:08,472 --> 00:54:11,280 Who do you think you are? 1222 00:54:22,488 --> 00:54:26,027 I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, 1223 00:54:26,129 --> 00:54:29,194 and we're doing a story on adults 1224 00:54:29,296 --> 00:54:31,692 who meet young teens online. 1225 00:54:31,794 --> 00:54:34,732 You're doing this for television? 1226 00:54:35,366 --> 00:54:36,334 For television? 1227 00:54:36,436 --> 00:54:37,535 ANDIE: Oh. CHRIS: Get him out. 1228 00:54:37,638 --> 00:54:38,866 -ANDIE: There he is. -Get him out of here! 1229 00:54:38,968 --> 00:54:40,672 ANDIE: There he is. XAVIER: Oh, oh, fuck. 1230 00:54:41,844 --> 00:54:42,810 Get-- fuck. 1231 00:54:42,912 --> 00:54:43,911 Oh, that's amazing. 1232 00:54:44,013 --> 00:54:44,980 XAVIER: That is amazing. 1233 00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:46,282 -It's gorgeous. -XAVIER: Yeah. 1234 00:54:51,185 --> 00:54:52,787 ANDIE: Hey, hey, hey. 1235 00:54:52,889 --> 00:54:54,488 He's not a leper. 1236 00:54:55,122 --> 00:54:56,688 He just touched you. 1237 00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,592 (PANTS) 1238 00:55:00,458 --> 00:55:01,924 Doesn't that disgust you? 1239 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:05,763 Yeah. 1240 00:55:07,397 --> 00:55:08,333 (SHUTS TAP) 1241 00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:09,866 CHRIS: Why do you do this, Andie? 1242 00:55:16,072 --> 00:55:19,348 'Cause we're gonna be the number one show on TV. 1243 00:55:19,815 --> 00:55:21,548 Yeah? 1244 00:55:21,650 --> 00:55:23,518 (MOCKINGLY) We're gonna be the number one show on TV. 1245 00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:24,786 Ooh. 1246 00:55:24,888 --> 00:55:26,388 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 1247 00:55:30,961 --> 00:55:32,658 Number one show on TV. 1248 00:55:34,458 --> 00:55:36,525 (SCRUBBING HANDS) 1249 00:55:36,627 --> 00:55:41,337 I don't mean to sound harsh... 1250 00:55:44,370 --> 00:55:46,408 but if you had children, 1251 00:55:47,604 --> 00:55:49,103 you would understand. 1252 00:55:50,946 --> 00:55:52,513 (SNIFFLES) 1253 00:55:57,150 --> 00:55:58,215 (DOOR SHUTS) 1254 00:55:58,317 --> 00:56:00,249 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1255 00:56:00,351 --> 00:56:02,717 Picture this. 1256 00:56:02,819 --> 00:56:05,590 You're in an IHOP eating alone, 1257 00:56:05,692 --> 00:56:08,694 and you notice a girl kinda hunched over, 1258 00:56:08,796 --> 00:56:13,598 and the mother is berating her for overeating pancakes. 1259 00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:16,104 She says, "You don't wanna be a fat pig." 1260 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:18,138 And you-- you think to yourself, 1261 00:56:18,241 --> 00:56:20,474 "Oh God, this is pretty wrong." 1262 00:56:20,576 --> 00:56:23,211 And then the mother gets louder, more insulting, 1263 00:56:23,313 --> 00:56:25,975 and then finally the girl starts crying. 1264 00:56:26,609 --> 00:56:28,384 What would you do? 1265 00:56:30,918 --> 00:56:32,553 Um, 1266 00:56:32,655 --> 00:56:36,719 I might hand the daughter the number to social services 1267 00:56:36,821 --> 00:56:39,560 and tell her to eat whatever she likes. 1268 00:56:40,224 --> 00:56:41,993 And 1269 00:56:42,796 --> 00:56:46,094 then I might try to hurt the mother in some way. 1270 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,666 Not physically, but um-- 1271 00:56:49,768 --> 00:56:52,808 Honey, that's the name of the show, 1272 00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,004 What Would You Do? 1273 00:56:54,106 --> 00:56:55,076 Oh. 1274 00:56:55,179 --> 00:56:56,278 -(BOTH LAUGH) -PATTY: It's a-- 1275 00:56:56,380 --> 00:56:57,838 It's a hidden, it's a hidden camera show. 1276 00:56:57,940 --> 00:56:59,246 -Uh-huh. -PATTY: Yeah, where we put 1277 00:56:59,348 --> 00:57:01,410 strangers in social situations, 1278 00:57:01,512 --> 00:57:03,116 but it's feel-good. 1279 00:57:03,218 --> 00:57:04,613 Do you know John Quinones? 1280 00:57:04,715 --> 00:57:06,921 Hi, sir. I'm John Quinones. 1281 00:57:07,023 --> 00:57:08,284 I'm John Quinones. 1282 00:57:08,386 --> 00:57:10,454 Shut it up. 1283 00:57:10,557 --> 00:57:13,155 He's incredible. He wants you. 1284 00:57:13,257 --> 00:57:14,359 Oh. 1285 00:57:14,461 --> 00:57:16,957 Well, I'm flattered obviously. 1286 00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:19,366 Um, I don't think I'm the kind of producer 1287 00:57:19,468 --> 00:57:21,332 that does well with feel-good stuff, 1288 00:57:21,434 --> 00:57:22,569 and I also don't think 1289 00:57:22,671 --> 00:57:24,371 I'm the kind of producer that has a lot of respect 1290 00:57:24,473 --> 00:57:26,574 for people who wanna steal my show. 1291 00:57:27,670 --> 00:57:30,009 Okay. Okay. Great. 1292 00:57:30,111 --> 00:57:31,578 (BOTH LAUGH) 1293 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,011 PATTY: Look, I dominated a-- a-- a-- a lot of space 1294 00:57:35,113 --> 00:57:37,814 at this network. I-- I'd say the majority of shows 1295 00:57:37,917 --> 00:57:39,580 that have been successful in the last 10 years 1296 00:57:39,682 --> 00:57:40,982 I've had a hand in. 1297 00:57:41,085 --> 00:57:43,357 I know the feeling, and I know that you think 1298 00:57:43,459 --> 00:57:47,527 you're just walking the same path, 1299 00:57:47,629 --> 00:57:50,525 but Chris is not the guy to hold hands with. 1300 00:57:50,627 --> 00:57:53,134 He is not that guy. 1301 00:57:53,236 --> 00:57:55,535 You know, I met Chris once, 1302 00:57:55,638 --> 00:57:57,968 and it's weird, he didn't even mention you. 1303 00:57:59,474 --> 00:58:01,976 Makes me question if he understands 1304 00:58:02,078 --> 00:58:03,640 what you're worth. 1305 00:58:03,742 --> 00:58:06,482 I just wanna protect you, you know? 1306 00:58:08,117 --> 00:58:09,881 (PHONE RINGING) 1307 00:58:13,618 --> 00:58:14,584 CHRIS: Chris Hansen. 1308 00:58:14,686 --> 00:58:16,056 JEFF: (ON PHONE) Hey, Chris. 1309 00:58:16,158 --> 00:58:17,520 CHRIS: Hi, Jeff. 1310 00:58:17,622 --> 00:58:18,794 JEFF: Do me a favor. 1311 00:58:18,896 --> 00:58:19,654 CHRIS: Hmm. 1312 00:58:19,756 --> 00:58:21,126 JEFF: Go to your TV. 1313 00:58:21,228 --> 00:58:22,964 Turn on ABC. 1314 00:58:23,066 --> 00:58:24,198 CHRIS: Mmm-hmm. 1315 00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:25,933 JEFF: Tell me what you see. 1316 00:58:26,035 --> 00:58:27,030 CHRIS: Lost. 1317 00:58:28,467 --> 00:58:31,535 It's polar bears. 1318 00:58:31,638 --> 00:58:32,835 JEFF: Yeah. These polar bears 1319 00:58:32,937 --> 00:58:35,140 are gonna fucking kill us, Chris. 1320 00:58:35,242 --> 00:58:36,377 CHRIS: Uh-- 1321 00:58:36,479 --> 00:58:38,040 JEFF: I know people look up to you, 1322 00:58:38,142 --> 00:58:39,843 but I'm gonna be frank with you right now. 1323 00:58:39,945 --> 00:58:42,112 This new material, it ain't cutting it. 1324 00:58:42,214 --> 00:58:48,885 CHRIS: Jeff, we have something very special on the line. 1325 00:58:48,988 --> 00:58:52,924 A real "man on the inside" kind of story. 1326 00:58:53,859 --> 00:58:55,497 JEFF: Wait, wh-- what? Stone's here? 1327 00:58:55,599 --> 00:58:57,627 All right. Just tell him I'll be right there. 1328 00:58:57,730 --> 00:58:59,568 Hey, sorry Chris, I gotta run. 1329 00:59:00,904 --> 00:59:03,737 (PANTING) 1330 00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:05,904 Xavier. 1331 00:59:07,408 --> 00:59:08,976 -XAVIER: Fuck. -Xavier. 1332 00:59:09,078 --> 00:59:10,078 XAVIER: Shit. 1333 00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:11,505 (PANTS) Did you find him? 1334 00:59:11,607 --> 00:59:13,446 What? 1335 00:59:13,548 --> 00:59:15,075 CHRIS: The fish. Did you find him? 1336 00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:17,916 -The-- the fish? -The fish, in the CIA. 1337 00:59:19,286 --> 00:59:20,589 Come in. Fuck. 1338 00:59:20,691 --> 00:59:22,423 -Give me a second here. -(MAN MOANING OVER LAPTOP) 1339 00:59:22,525 --> 00:59:24,186 -(DOOR SHUTS) -Andie's been so up my 1340 00:59:24,288 --> 00:59:27,895 fucking ass. I've been trawling balls deep all day. 1341 00:59:27,998 --> 00:59:28,758 Who is he? 1342 00:59:28,860 --> 00:59:31,829 So I had him on the hook, right? 1343 00:59:31,931 --> 00:59:34,762 But every time I tried to track him, okay, 1344 00:59:34,864 --> 00:59:36,403 I kept getting blocked. 1345 00:59:36,505 --> 00:59:39,838 Xavier, I need you to guarantee 1346 00:59:39,940 --> 00:59:44,577 that he has to be extremely, extremely important. 1347 00:59:44,679 --> 00:59:46,846 XAVIER: A hundred percent. This is big. 1348 00:59:47,512 --> 00:59:48,749 The biggest. 1349 00:59:49,381 --> 00:59:50,382 A whale. 1350 00:59:50,484 --> 00:59:51,514 You think it's a whale? 1351 00:59:51,616 --> 00:59:53,250 A whale, definitely. 1352 00:59:53,352 --> 00:59:54,549 (PANTS) 1353 00:59:54,651 --> 00:59:55,716 Okay. Okay. 1354 00:59:55,818 --> 00:59:57,520 These are the chats. 1355 00:59:57,622 --> 00:59:59,826 (PAPERS RUSTLING) 1356 01:00:05,499 --> 01:00:08,969 (AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 1357 01:00:09,071 --> 01:00:10,402 (PANTS) 1358 01:00:10,504 --> 01:00:11,736 How can we catch him? 1359 01:00:11,838 --> 01:00:14,474 We have to go there and be the bait, 1360 01:00:14,576 --> 01:00:16,544 because I can tell you one thing, 1361 01:00:16,647 --> 01:00:19,714 he's not coming to the fucking Jersey Shore. 1362 01:00:19,816 --> 01:00:23,718 You can't go over my head to relocate shoots, Chris. 1363 01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:26,347 Do you realize what that communicates to the network? 1364 01:00:26,449 --> 01:00:30,088 It makes me look like I don't know what I am doing. 1365 01:00:30,190 --> 01:00:33,090 We had a full docket of guys coming to the Jersey Shore. 1366 01:00:33,192 --> 01:00:34,789 ANNOUNCER: (ON PA SYSTEM) The flight is now boarding. 1367 01:00:34,891 --> 01:00:36,893 ANDIE: We have no plan. 1368 01:00:36,995 --> 01:00:40,665 We are chasing a man without a name. 1369 01:00:40,767 --> 01:00:41,762 -(MUSIC ENDS) -DAN: Guys, the-- 1370 01:00:41,864 --> 01:00:42,934 sorry to interrupt. 1371 01:00:43,036 --> 01:00:44,898 Uh, does the show cover snacks for the flight? 1372 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:45,967 I'd love to grab some gum 1373 01:00:46,069 --> 01:00:48,877 if it's not too much of a thing. 1374 01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:50,107 Yeah? 1375 01:00:54,382 --> 01:00:55,315 (BACKGROUND NEWS) 1376 01:00:55,417 --> 01:00:56,880 Sorry. Thanks, thank you. 1377 01:00:56,982 --> 01:00:57,945 STONE: (ON TV) Saddam Hussein's verdict 1378 01:00:58,047 --> 01:01:00,050 speeds through deliberation. 1379 01:01:00,152 --> 01:01:02,887 Political leaders urge for calm in the streets 1380 01:01:02,990 --> 01:01:05,820 as Saddam prepares to get what he deserves. 1381 01:01:05,922 --> 01:01:07,524 An open-ended curfew... 1382 01:01:07,626 --> 01:01:10,028 (INDISTINCT SPEECH) 1383 01:01:13,963 --> 01:01:15,935 What's going on with you? 1384 01:01:21,004 --> 01:01:23,144 I need to do something big. 1385 01:01:23,246 --> 01:01:24,743 Bigger than Lost. 1386 01:01:24,845 --> 01:01:25,874 STONE: (ON TV) I'm Stone Phillips 1387 01:01:25,976 --> 01:01:27,947 and this is Dateline NBC. 1388 01:01:29,153 --> 01:01:30,178 GUNN: In Murphy, 1389 01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:33,447 we got more firepower than Satan himself. 1390 01:01:34,553 --> 01:01:35,757 M4 carbine, 1391 01:01:37,093 --> 01:01:38,760 HandK MP5, 1392 01:01:39,693 --> 01:01:42,291 grenade launcher, you name it. 1393 01:01:42,393 --> 01:01:46,834 Many of us here served together during Desert Storm. 1394 01:01:47,701 --> 01:01:50,172 I can assure you, Mr. Hansen, 1395 01:01:50,274 --> 01:01:51,372 you're not gonna find 1396 01:01:51,475 --> 01:01:53,839 a police force with more oomph. 1397 01:01:53,941 --> 01:01:56,842 And after this show airs on Wednesday night, 1398 01:01:56,945 --> 01:02:00,115 no pervert will dare set foot in Murphy again. 1399 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:01,475 After we're done, 1400 01:02:02,884 --> 01:02:05,347 this will be the safest town in America. 1401 01:02:06,588 --> 01:02:08,286 Now let's have some barbecue. 1402 01:02:08,389 --> 01:02:10,323 (APPLAUSE) 1403 01:02:10,425 --> 01:02:11,218 CHRIS: Chief Gunn? 1404 01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:13,994 It's nice to put the face with the face. 1405 01:02:14,096 --> 01:02:16,993 I gotta tell you, hoss, they don't wanna give us funding. 1406 01:02:17,095 --> 01:02:18,093 CHRIS: That's awful. GUNN: And this is 1407 01:02:18,195 --> 01:02:20,235 really, really gonna help us out a lot. 1408 01:02:20,337 --> 01:02:21,096 Thank you so, so much. 1409 01:02:21,198 --> 01:02:22,367 -What's your name, hoss? -This is my team. 1410 01:02:22,469 --> 01:02:23,567 Xavier Von Erck. 1411 01:02:23,669 --> 01:02:24,604 -Xavier. -Yes. 1412 01:02:24,706 --> 01:02:25,969 All right. Are you not hot, hoss? 1413 01:02:26,071 --> 01:02:27,167 -No, no. -CHRIS: Xavier's the reason 1414 01:02:27,269 --> 01:02:28,939 we're all here. This is Dan Plum. 1415 01:02:29,041 --> 01:02:30,273 XAVIER: He is one of our operatives. 1416 01:02:30,375 --> 01:02:32,447 -DAN: Dan Plum. Actor. -Del Harvey. It's an honor. 1417 01:02:32,549 --> 01:02:33,645 GUNN: All right. Honor's all mine. 1418 01:02:33,748 --> 01:02:34,978 Now what does that mean, "Nin"? 1419 01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,649 Uh, it's an industrial metal group, 1420 01:02:37,751 --> 01:02:38,913 uh, called, "Nine Inch Nails". 1421 01:02:39,015 --> 01:02:40,488 Gator, bring the cuffs. 1422 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:41,823 She's got nine-inch nails on her. 1423 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,588 -XAVIER: Yeah, that's right. -(GUNN AND ANDIE LAUGH) 1424 01:02:43,690 --> 01:02:45,285 And hi, I am Andie Bender. 1425 01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:46,528 -GUNN: Andie Bender. -I am a producer, 1426 01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:47,958 and it's so wonderful to be here. 1427 01:02:48,060 --> 01:02:49,259 -GUNN: Nice to meet you. -I'm so excited. 1428 01:02:49,361 --> 01:02:50,997 XAVIER: I really wanna check out your equipment here. 1429 01:02:51,099 --> 01:02:53,768 Well, come on, hoss. Let me show you how this works. 1430 01:02:53,870 --> 01:02:55,835 XAVIER: I'd love to meet-- kind of meet in private. 1431 01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:57,738 I mean, this is really sort of my operation. 1432 01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:58,903 GUNN: Sure. XAVIER: So it'd be really good 1433 01:02:59,005 --> 01:03:00,408 to sort of coordinate our efforts. 1434 01:03:00,510 --> 01:03:01,971 GUNN: Yeah, let's coordinate. 1435 01:03:02,073 --> 01:03:05,280 So you can sound like a little boy. 1436 01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:06,848 XAVIER: Or a little girl. 1437 01:03:07,849 --> 01:03:09,145 It depends on what they want me to be. 1438 01:03:09,248 --> 01:03:11,747 I'm kind of a mirror to reflect back at them 1439 01:03:11,849 --> 01:03:12,814 what they want. 1440 01:03:12,916 --> 01:03:14,114 I'm Chris Hansen-- 1441 01:03:14,217 --> 01:03:15,350 (PEOPLE LAUGHING IN BACKGROUND) 1442 01:03:15,452 --> 01:03:17,056 CHRIS: With Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story 1443 01:03:17,158 --> 01:03:19,524 on adults who like to meet young teens online. 1444 01:03:19,626 --> 01:03:20,593 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 1445 01:03:20,695 --> 01:03:21,896 STONE: (ON TV) And next week, 1446 01:03:21,998 --> 01:03:24,098 the Predator team is in Fort Myers, Florida. 1447 01:03:24,201 --> 01:03:25,295 (CHEERING) 1448 01:03:25,397 --> 01:03:26,565 STONE: (ON TV) While you may have thought the stories 1449 01:03:26,667 --> 01:03:27,934 this week were unusual. 1450 01:03:28,036 --> 01:03:29,734 The story of the man you'll meet next week... 1451 01:03:29,836 --> 01:03:30,799 -Peter? -STONE: ...is 1452 01:03:30,901 --> 01:03:32,237 downright bizarre. 1453 01:03:32,339 --> 01:03:34,470 I guess I thought maybe we could hang out in the kitchen. 1454 01:03:34,572 --> 01:03:36,805 STONE: This potential predator walks into the house... 1455 01:03:36,907 --> 01:03:38,009 I brought something. 1456 01:03:38,112 --> 01:03:39,473 DAN: Oh, yeah? STONE: Takes off his clothes 1457 01:03:39,575 --> 01:03:41,781 and whips out a common dessert ingredient, 1458 01:03:41,883 --> 01:03:43,176 much to the surprise of our decoy... 1459 01:03:43,278 --> 01:03:44,311 CHRIS: What's going on here? 1460 01:03:44,413 --> 01:03:45,720 STONE: ...who, after this episode, 1461 01:03:45,823 --> 01:03:47,622 may never order a hot fudge sundae again. 1462 01:03:47,724 --> 01:03:49,921 -(CREW LAUGHING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1463 01:03:50,023 --> 01:03:51,693 -CREW MAN 3: Yeah! Whoo! -(CREW CLAPPING) 1464 01:03:51,795 --> 01:03:53,622 FRAG: Cheers, buddy. Cherry popped, baby. 1465 01:03:53,724 --> 01:03:54,693 Yeah! 1466 01:03:54,795 --> 01:03:56,326 -Yeah! -CREW MAN 3: Whoo! 1467 01:04:00,469 --> 01:04:02,134 (PHONE RINGING) 1468 01:04:04,869 --> 01:04:06,842 (PHONE CLATTERING) 1469 01:04:08,310 --> 01:04:09,072 Hello? 1470 01:04:09,174 --> 01:04:10,905 MAN: (ON PHONE) Hey. What's up? 1471 01:04:11,007 --> 01:04:12,643 I'm-- I'm naked. 1472 01:04:12,745 --> 01:04:13,845 We met on TV. 1473 01:04:13,947 --> 01:04:15,747 I'm that pervert that showed you, 1474 01:04:15,850 --> 01:04:17,649 showed you my penis. (LAUGHS) 1475 01:04:17,751 --> 01:04:19,320 And now I'm in prison. 1476 01:04:19,422 --> 01:04:20,589 Please let me out. 1477 01:04:20,691 --> 01:04:24,159 (LAUGHS) Dude, it's me. It's Troy. 1478 01:04:24,261 --> 01:04:25,223 Don't worry. 1479 01:04:25,857 --> 01:04:27,126 You saw my teaser? 1480 01:04:27,228 --> 01:04:29,194 TROY: (ON PHONE) Me and Amanda, and fucking Sobo 1481 01:04:29,296 --> 01:04:32,598 and Christian, Rajiv, we're all freaking partying. 1482 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:34,265 We just watched it, man. 1483 01:04:34,367 --> 01:04:37,004 DAN: W-- what'd you think? Did you think I was good? 1484 01:04:38,606 --> 01:04:40,172 TROY: I mean, 1485 01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:43,208 yeah, it doesn't matter, right? 1486 01:04:45,374 --> 01:04:47,410 What do you mean it doesn't matter? 1487 01:04:49,586 --> 01:04:51,485 What kind of answer is that? 1488 01:04:51,587 --> 01:04:53,151 TROY: Dude, I mean, like, 1489 01:04:53,253 --> 01:04:54,755 here's the thing is that you were only on screen 1490 01:04:54,857 --> 01:04:56,822 for like, 0.1 seconds. (CHUCKLES) 1491 01:04:56,924 --> 01:04:59,026 Being all scared of a predator. 1492 01:04:59,128 --> 01:05:02,092 Yeah, that's the character. That-- that's the point. 1493 01:05:02,194 --> 01:05:03,960 TROY: As your friend, I'm proud, 1494 01:05:04,063 --> 01:05:05,129 but if I was a random viewer, 1495 01:05:05,232 --> 01:05:08,904 I would think absolutely 0.0% about you. 1496 01:05:09,806 --> 01:05:10,965 I mean, dude, here's the thing. 1497 01:05:11,067 --> 01:05:12,770 You were on TV. 1498 01:05:12,872 --> 01:05:14,508 I wish I was on TV. 1499 01:05:14,610 --> 01:05:15,669 That would be amazing. 1500 01:05:15,771 --> 01:05:18,606 Maybe you're not on TV, 'cause you're a bad actor. 1501 01:05:19,274 --> 01:05:20,308 TROY: What'd you say? 1502 01:05:20,410 --> 01:05:22,008 I know you don't mean that shit, dude-- 1503 01:05:22,110 --> 01:05:23,611 (PHONE CLACKS) 1504 01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:28,917 (SONG PLAYING) 1505 01:05:29,019 --> 01:05:31,025 (KEYS CLACKING) 1506 01:05:50,942 --> 01:05:53,740 (RINGING DIAL TONE) 1507 01:05:53,842 --> 01:05:56,182 MARY: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hi, you've reached the Hansens. 1508 01:05:56,284 --> 01:05:59,120 We're so sorry we can't come to the phone right now, 1509 01:05:59,222 --> 01:06:01,186 -but please leave a message... -(THUMPING IN BACKGROUND) 1510 01:06:01,288 --> 01:06:03,618 MARY: And we hope you have a wonderful day. 1511 01:06:04,427 --> 01:06:05,455 (LINE BEEPS) 1512 01:06:07,861 --> 01:06:12,495 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1513 01:06:14,201 --> 01:06:20,074 (KIDS PLAYING AND LAUGHING IN BACKGROUND) 1514 01:06:22,072 --> 01:06:26,608 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 1515 01:06:36,085 --> 01:06:38,092 (MUSIC ENDS) 1516 01:06:39,054 --> 01:06:42,030 (PANTS) 1517 01:06:45,435 --> 01:06:46,397 DAN: Sorry. 1518 01:06:51,267 --> 01:06:52,973 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1519 01:06:53,075 --> 01:06:54,405 CHRIS: Try not to be afraid of the ball. 1520 01:07:06,252 --> 01:07:09,288 DAN: It's weird seeing myself on TV. 1521 01:07:09,390 --> 01:07:12,656 I think also my-- my friends don't really understand. 1522 01:07:12,758 --> 01:07:14,054 Sorry. 1523 01:07:14,156 --> 01:07:15,189 I can get it. 1524 01:07:15,291 --> 01:07:16,359 CHRIS: It's all right. 1525 01:07:16,461 --> 01:07:18,158 DAN: My friends don't really understand 1526 01:07:18,260 --> 01:07:19,466 what I'm doing here. 1527 01:07:19,568 --> 01:07:21,234 (WIND BLOWING) 1528 01:07:23,334 --> 01:07:25,139 How could they understand, Dan? 1529 01:07:28,642 --> 01:07:29,605 Here. 1530 01:07:32,010 --> 01:07:34,445 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 1531 01:07:37,049 --> 01:07:38,581 I want you to have this. 1532 01:07:40,888 --> 01:07:42,248 I think it's a little big. 1533 01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:43,652 You'll grow into it. 1534 01:07:45,891 --> 01:07:46,889 Close your eyes. 1535 01:07:46,991 --> 01:07:48,459 (WIND BLOWING) 1536 01:07:51,765 --> 01:07:53,901 It's 1996. 1537 01:07:54,003 --> 01:07:55,703 -(BIRDS CHIRPING) -(AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 1538 01:07:55,805 --> 01:07:57,270 CHRIS: You're in Pandalam. 1539 01:07:58,904 --> 01:08:00,174 It's in India. 1540 01:08:00,907 --> 01:08:02,539 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 1541 01:08:03,207 --> 01:08:04,739 CHRIS: At a cottage bar. 1542 01:08:06,147 --> 01:08:09,214 A few drinks in, a local approaches you 1543 01:08:09,317 --> 01:08:12,318 and asks if you're covering missing children. 1544 01:08:14,024 --> 01:08:15,886 You don't know what he's talking about, 1545 01:08:15,988 --> 01:08:17,488 so he tells you. 1546 01:08:25,135 --> 01:08:27,729 All across the southern state of India, 1547 01:08:29,336 --> 01:08:31,535 children are disappearing at night. 1548 01:08:36,074 --> 01:08:37,508 It's clinical. 1549 01:08:38,881 --> 01:08:39,974 No village ever hit twice. 1550 01:08:40,076 --> 01:08:41,241 Nadip? 1551 01:08:41,343 --> 01:08:43,077 CHRIS: No suspects. 1552 01:08:43,179 --> 01:08:45,219 VILLAGER: Nadip? 1553 01:08:46,216 --> 01:08:47,617 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1554 01:08:47,719 --> 01:08:49,451 CHRIS: So the villagers start turning on each other, 1555 01:08:49,553 --> 01:08:51,489 -and the lynching begins. -(GRUNTS) 1556 01:08:52,220 --> 01:08:53,288 (THUDS) 1557 01:08:53,390 --> 01:08:54,692 (VILLAGER SPEAKS IN MALAYALAM) 1558 01:08:54,795 --> 01:08:56,131 (GRUNTING) 1559 01:08:57,594 --> 01:09:00,131 CHRIS: In the surrounding jungle, 1560 01:09:00,233 --> 01:09:03,771 they find the children in bits. 1561 01:09:03,873 --> 01:09:05,133 Chris, can I open my eyes now? 1562 01:09:05,235 --> 01:09:06,603 CHRIS: No, not yet. 1563 01:09:07,138 --> 01:09:08,539 The authorities 1564 01:09:09,437 --> 01:09:11,138 said it was wolves. 1565 01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:13,781 (WATER SPLASHES) 1566 01:09:13,883 --> 01:09:15,546 CHRIS: But I found a witness. 1567 01:09:17,016 --> 01:09:18,714 (SPEAKS MALAYALAM) 1568 01:09:18,816 --> 01:09:20,452 CHRIS: The young girl who gave me that bracelet, 1569 01:09:22,022 --> 01:09:23,422 she told me what she saw. 1570 01:09:25,628 --> 01:09:26,623 A darkness 1571 01:09:28,095 --> 01:09:29,628 that cannot be understood. 1572 01:09:29,730 --> 01:09:30,825 Nadip? 1573 01:09:31,927 --> 01:09:35,665 CHRIS: That exists outside of time and space. 1574 01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:38,833 Not a man, 1575 01:09:41,171 --> 01:09:42,642 a monster. 1576 01:09:42,744 --> 01:09:44,575 (SCREAMING) 1577 01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:48,249 No one believed this girl, 1578 01:09:49,014 --> 01:09:50,548 but I did. 1579 01:09:52,284 --> 01:09:54,453 So you can tell your friends 1580 01:09:55,418 --> 01:09:57,588 that is what we're doing. 1581 01:09:58,657 --> 01:10:02,890 We're cleansing the world of an ancient evil, 1582 01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:08,335 and that evil waits for us in Murphy. 1583 01:10:11,608 --> 01:10:12,902 The whale? 1584 01:10:13,005 --> 01:10:14,671 The whale. 1585 01:10:17,946 --> 01:10:20,076 And he's an Indian guy? 1586 01:10:20,178 --> 01:10:22,349 (PHONE RINGING) 1587 01:10:26,315 --> 01:10:27,452 Chris Hansen. 1588 01:10:27,554 --> 01:10:29,617 XAVIER: (ON PHONE) Chris. He messaged me, Chris. 1589 01:10:29,719 --> 01:10:30,955 -(MUSIC ENDS) -CHRIS: He's coming. 1590 01:10:31,057 --> 01:10:32,386 We've gotta move. 1591 01:10:32,488 --> 01:10:36,058 (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING) 1592 01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:39,267 (RAIN PATTERING) 1593 01:10:42,530 --> 01:10:44,800 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1594 01:10:47,008 --> 01:10:48,540 "Are you playing with it? 1595 01:10:50,472 --> 01:10:52,005 "Masturbated today? 1596 01:10:54,016 --> 01:10:56,146 "Have you masturbated today? 1597 01:10:56,248 --> 01:10:57,615 "Have you masturbated?" 1598 01:10:58,382 --> 01:10:59,951 Who-- who called you all? 1599 01:11:00,053 --> 01:11:01,289 CAMERAMAN: Xavier. 1600 01:11:01,391 --> 01:11:02,685 Look, I know that, that we were set to go tomorrow, 1601 01:11:02,787 --> 01:11:04,490 -and the bogey's coming now-- -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1602 01:11:04,592 --> 01:11:06,690 But listen, my hands are tied. I've got four Sonys 1603 01:11:06,792 --> 01:11:08,254 -in the living room and I-- -ANDIE: Uh-huh, yeah. 1604 01:11:08,357 --> 01:11:09,327 (SPLASHES) 1605 01:11:09,429 --> 01:11:11,328 CAMERAMAN: Three Sonys. Goddamn it. 1606 01:11:11,430 --> 01:11:13,829 Uh, get what you can how you can. 1607 01:11:13,931 --> 01:11:15,996 Uh, you two, I need you both on keyboards and anyone 1608 01:11:16,098 --> 01:11:18,238 that you had coming tomorrow, get them here tonight. 1609 01:11:18,341 --> 01:11:21,302 T-minus, five minutes. Everybody in position. 1610 01:11:21,404 --> 01:11:23,140 Brace yourselves. 1611 01:11:23,242 --> 01:11:24,338 WOMAN: We have to go. 1612 01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:27,782 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1613 01:11:27,884 --> 01:11:30,344 ANDIE: Hey, is this him? 1614 01:11:30,446 --> 01:11:31,814 Is this the whale? 1615 01:11:32,515 --> 01:11:35,323 Need to know basis, Andie. 1616 01:11:35,991 --> 01:11:37,017 Yeah, I need to know. 1617 01:11:39,161 --> 01:11:40,592 CHRIS: Are you playing with it? 1618 01:11:41,294 --> 01:11:42,391 Have you masturbated today? 1619 01:11:42,493 --> 01:11:44,292 (ECHOING) Masturbated today? 1620 01:11:44,394 --> 01:11:45,361 Is your dick out? 1621 01:11:45,463 --> 01:11:46,967 Do you like to kiss? Cuddle? 1622 01:11:47,069 --> 01:11:48,369 Do you like to kiss? Cuddle? 1623 01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:51,300 (WHISPERING) Do you like to kiss? 1624 01:11:51,402 --> 01:11:52,769 I know you're coming. 1625 01:12:03,711 --> 01:12:05,881 (THUNDERING IN BACKGROUND) 1626 01:12:07,053 --> 01:12:08,554 Enhance the car. 1627 01:12:09,186 --> 01:12:10,917 Enhance. 1628 01:12:11,019 --> 01:12:12,792 Frag, tell the cops to get in position. 1629 01:12:12,894 --> 01:12:13,621 FRAG: Got it. 1630 01:12:13,723 --> 01:12:16,089 ANDIE: Fuck, it's fucking grainy. 1631 01:12:17,528 --> 01:12:19,334 FRAG: He's not getting out. 1632 01:12:20,632 --> 01:12:22,568 ANDIE: Are they in or did they get out? 1633 01:12:23,767 --> 01:12:24,904 AUTOMATED VOICE: (ON VOICEMAIL) You have 1634 01:12:25,006 --> 01:12:27,471 one new message. 1635 01:12:27,573 --> 01:12:28,969 BRETT: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hey, Chris. 1636 01:12:29,071 --> 01:12:31,778 I'm getting the feeling you're ignoring me. 1637 01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:33,073 (BRETT LAUGHS) 1638 01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:35,748 Listen here, champ, 1639 01:12:35,850 --> 01:12:40,647 I need sources, and you're not giving me a lot of options. 1640 01:12:40,749 --> 01:12:42,454 You don't give me a comment, 1641 01:12:42,557 --> 01:12:45,360 I'm gonna get to everyone in your life. 1642 01:12:46,858 --> 01:12:49,023 Don't make this harder than it needs to be. 1643 01:12:49,964 --> 01:12:51,564 (RAIN PATTERING) 1644 01:12:59,539 --> 01:13:01,401 ANDIE: What the fuck is he doing? 1645 01:13:01,503 --> 01:13:02,707 What's he doing? 1646 01:13:04,105 --> 01:13:05,475 Does anybody hear me? I don't understand. 1647 01:13:05,577 --> 01:13:07,041 Could you stop being in my face? 1648 01:13:11,086 --> 01:13:12,651 (THUNDERING IN BACKGROUND) 1649 01:13:16,418 --> 01:13:19,592 (PANTING) 1650 01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:36,540 ANDIE: Do you know how much money 1651 01:13:36,642 --> 01:13:38,673 this is costing every fucking second? 1652 01:13:38,775 --> 01:13:40,540 You don't, because I do the budget. 1653 01:13:40,642 --> 01:13:41,708 You don't do my job, 1654 01:13:41,810 --> 01:13:43,079 -I do my-- -(DOOR OPENS) 1655 01:13:43,181 --> 01:13:44,410 (GASP) 1656 01:13:44,512 --> 01:13:45,684 (SCREAMS) 1657 01:13:46,319 --> 01:13:48,082 ANDIE: What happened? 1658 01:13:50,992 --> 01:13:52,020 It's empty. 1659 01:13:53,325 --> 01:13:54,528 What do you mean? 1660 01:13:58,166 --> 01:14:00,130 The car drove itself? 1661 01:14:00,232 --> 01:14:02,066 What the fuck? 1662 01:14:02,168 --> 01:14:03,163 ANDIE: What? 1663 01:14:05,571 --> 01:14:08,674 Um, guys, they know we're here. 1664 01:14:10,511 --> 01:14:12,043 ANDIE: How the hell is this possible? 1665 01:14:12,145 --> 01:14:13,147 XAVIER: Hackers. 1666 01:14:13,249 --> 01:14:14,273 That doesn't make fucking sense. 1667 01:14:14,375 --> 01:14:16,514 We're dealing with forces beyond our control here, Harv. 1668 01:14:16,616 --> 01:14:18,519 Okay, okay. We need to change houses. 1669 01:14:19,550 --> 01:14:21,082 -Okay. -(DOOR SHUTS) 1670 01:14:26,192 --> 01:14:27,154 ANDIE: Chris, 1671 01:14:28,097 --> 01:14:29,695 we need to change houses. 1672 01:14:33,167 --> 01:14:34,634 We're not leaving. 1673 01:14:35,636 --> 01:14:39,700 Well, Chris, no one will come to this house 1674 01:14:39,802 --> 01:14:41,440 if they know that we are here, 1675 01:14:41,542 --> 01:14:45,411 and we are also over a 100K in the hole. 1676 01:14:45,513 --> 01:14:46,873 CHRIS: It's not about money for me. 1677 01:14:46,975 --> 01:14:48,448 ANDIE: It's-- it is about money. 1678 01:14:48,550 --> 01:14:50,214 What are you doing? Where are we going? 1679 01:14:50,316 --> 01:14:51,378 What are you doing? 1680 01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:52,880 Chris. 1681 01:14:52,982 --> 01:14:55,317 I'm not leaving till the whale comes. 1682 01:14:55,419 --> 01:14:57,124 ANDIE: No, no. 1683 01:14:57,226 --> 01:14:59,694 Wait. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1684 01:14:59,796 --> 01:15:00,555 Chris. 1685 01:15:00,657 --> 01:15:02,255 CHRIS: We're not leaving. 1686 01:15:03,129 --> 01:15:04,156 (SIGHS) 1687 01:15:04,259 --> 01:15:08,364 I swear to fucking God that if you do not get 1688 01:15:08,466 --> 01:15:11,503 your shit together, 1689 01:15:11,605 --> 01:15:15,141 I will call the network, motherfucker. 1690 01:15:15,243 --> 01:15:17,506 (THUNDERING IN BACKGROUND) 1691 01:15:17,608 --> 01:15:20,742 Hey, can you hear me? 1692 01:15:20,844 --> 01:15:22,544 -Yeah. -ANDIE: Do you understand 1693 01:15:22,646 --> 01:15:24,948 what I am saying to you? 1694 01:15:25,682 --> 01:15:27,286 I am pulling the plug. 1695 01:15:27,388 --> 01:15:28,654 CHRIS: The whale is coming. 1696 01:15:28,756 --> 01:15:30,717 DEL: WRESTLINGDUDEEASTTEXAS didn't get the memo. 1697 01:15:30,819 --> 01:15:32,292 He's pulling up right now. 1698 01:15:32,394 --> 01:15:33,491 ANDIE: Chris! CHRIS: The whale. 1699 01:15:33,593 --> 01:15:35,021 -Get up! -CHRIS: There's no show 1700 01:15:35,123 --> 01:15:37,130 -without the whale. -ANDIE: Chris! 1701 01:15:37,232 --> 01:15:39,692 Jesus fucking Christ. 1702 01:15:39,794 --> 01:15:41,434 (THUNDER CRACKING) 1703 01:15:41,536 --> 01:15:44,803 DAN: (HIGH-PITCHED) Hey, come on in. 1704 01:15:45,635 --> 01:15:47,608 MAN: You come here. 1705 01:15:48,341 --> 01:15:49,940 No, you come here! 1706 01:15:50,606 --> 01:15:54,076 (RAIN PATTERING) 1707 01:16:01,385 --> 01:16:02,755 (GRUNTS) 1708 01:16:10,859 --> 01:16:12,699 DAN: I'm just in here. 1709 01:16:15,163 --> 01:16:17,101 MAN: Pretty nice place you got here. 1710 01:16:17,203 --> 01:16:18,166 Yeah. 1711 01:16:20,636 --> 01:16:21,873 So what's up? 1712 01:16:22,572 --> 01:16:23,540 MAN: Nothing. 1713 01:16:23,642 --> 01:16:25,109 DAN: Did you bring the razors? 1714 01:16:25,211 --> 01:16:26,512 Sure did. 1715 01:16:26,614 --> 01:16:27,774 DAN: What did you wanna do with them? 1716 01:16:27,876 --> 01:16:29,949 I was kinda confused. 1717 01:16:30,051 --> 01:16:31,014 MAN: Oh. 1718 01:16:31,813 --> 01:16:33,687 I'll show you later. 1719 01:16:36,758 --> 01:16:39,254 You probably go to a lot of boys' homes, huh? 1720 01:16:39,356 --> 01:16:40,628 Nah. 1721 01:16:41,629 --> 01:16:44,430 Don't even get out of the house much. 1722 01:16:44,532 --> 01:16:46,359 Barely make it off the computer., 1723 01:16:56,772 --> 01:16:57,942 MAN: You all right? 1724 01:16:58,673 --> 01:16:59,845 Mmm-hmm. 1725 01:17:05,285 --> 01:17:06,621 (DAN GRUNTS) 1726 01:17:08,485 --> 01:17:09,822 You said, 1727 01:17:12,657 --> 01:17:14,457 "I wish I could hug you." 1728 01:17:14,559 --> 01:17:16,462 That'd be nice. 1729 01:17:16,564 --> 01:17:18,994 Uh, why-- why are you reading that? 1730 01:17:19,097 --> 01:17:25,098 Then you said, "Can I be your first at sex?" 1731 01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:28,907 I mean, if that's what you wanted to do. 1732 01:17:36,313 --> 01:17:38,950 (IN NORMAL VOICE) What in the world are you doing here? 1733 01:17:40,256 --> 01:17:41,483 MAN: I'm just hanging out 1734 01:17:41,585 --> 01:17:42,587 with you, man. 1735 01:17:42,689 --> 01:17:45,886 Hanging out with a 13-year-old? 1736 01:17:45,988 --> 01:17:48,926 Look, I'm just gonna leave. 1737 01:17:49,028 --> 01:17:50,961 DAN: Well, if you wanna leave, you're free to go, 1738 01:17:51,063 --> 01:17:54,262 but before you do, you should know I'm not 13. 1739 01:17:55,169 --> 01:17:56,064 I'm 23. 1740 01:17:56,166 --> 01:18:00,169 My real name is Dan Plum, and you're on TV. 1741 01:18:01,441 --> 01:18:03,804 Whoa, wait a second. 1742 01:18:03,906 --> 01:18:05,611 I don't wanna be on TV. 1743 01:18:05,713 --> 01:18:07,440 I'm a professionally-trained actor... 1744 01:18:08,882 --> 01:18:10,845 and I'm helping tell a story on bad guys 1745 01:18:10,947 --> 01:18:12,851 who try to meet kids online. 1746 01:18:12,953 --> 01:18:17,791 And I hope you remember my face as the face... 1747 01:18:20,728 --> 01:18:26,998 that you saw when everything changed. 1748 01:18:29,471 --> 01:18:32,201 Look, I-- I'm just gonna go. 1749 01:18:35,309 --> 01:18:36,939 (DOOR OPENS) 1750 01:18:37,041 --> 01:18:38,841 OFFICER 5: Police Officer don't move! 1751 01:18:38,943 --> 01:18:41,380 (INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER) 1752 01:18:41,482 --> 01:18:42,646 (THUDDING IN BACKGROUND) 1753 01:18:42,748 --> 01:18:44,950 OFFICER 5: Get down! Get down! 1754 01:18:46,155 --> 01:18:47,920 (TASER SNAPPING) 1755 01:18:54,791 --> 01:18:57,328 (THUNDER CRACKING) 1756 01:18:57,430 --> 01:19:00,834 (RAIN PATTERING) 1757 01:19:10,073 --> 01:19:14,047 CHRIS: You know, in the old days 1758 01:19:14,683 --> 01:19:17,851 when people would act so depraved, 1759 01:19:19,249 --> 01:19:22,020 they'd drag you down to the town square, 1760 01:19:23,985 --> 01:19:25,788 tie you to a post, 1761 01:19:25,890 --> 01:19:30,798 and whip you for all to see. 1762 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:38,267 There used to be a pillory in every civilized town. 1763 01:19:40,973 --> 01:19:44,911 Now there's a television in every home, 1764 01:19:46,776 --> 01:19:48,783 and I'm on it. 1765 01:19:51,913 --> 01:19:53,447 So are you, Dan. 1766 01:19:58,791 --> 01:20:01,455 ANDIE: Hi, Patty. It's Andie. 1767 01:20:01,557 --> 01:20:08,835 Um, gosh, I keep asking myself, "What am I doing?" 1768 01:20:08,937 --> 01:20:13,266 Which I guess is a variant of what would you do. 1769 01:20:13,368 --> 01:20:17,405 So I think that this is a good sign. 1770 01:20:18,708 --> 01:20:19,846 (SIGHS) 1771 01:20:19,948 --> 01:20:25,316 Mr. Quinones, I'd be curious about how we mesh. 1772 01:20:25,418 --> 01:20:26,381 Um... 1773 01:20:31,824 --> 01:20:33,758 And I'm-- I'm hoping you know, 1774 01:20:33,860 --> 01:20:36,760 if he really is a-- a nice guy, 1775 01:20:36,863 --> 01:20:38,932 hey, maybe it'll rub off on me. 1776 01:20:49,906 --> 01:20:52,212 (THUNDER CRACKING) 1777 01:20:52,314 --> 01:20:55,278 (RAIN PATTERING) 1778 01:21:01,618 --> 01:21:04,452 CHRIS: The Enquirer is gonna release a story about me. 1779 01:21:06,824 --> 01:21:08,258 I'm not worried. 1780 01:21:10,498 --> 01:21:11,866 I can fix this. 1781 01:21:12,831 --> 01:21:14,264 We just need to get him. 1782 01:21:15,767 --> 01:21:17,300 How old is she? 1783 01:21:23,411 --> 01:21:25,440 She's 30, Andie. 1784 01:21:29,185 --> 01:21:30,346 Bravo. 1785 01:21:31,181 --> 01:21:33,514 CHRIS: We can't let him get away. 1786 01:21:35,116 --> 01:21:36,418 (CLEARS THROAT) 1787 01:21:41,060 --> 01:21:44,492 CHRIS: All I need is for you to believe. 1788 01:21:49,370 --> 01:21:50,697 I'm done. 1789 01:21:51,233 --> 01:21:57,840 Andie, the whale is coming. 1790 01:21:57,942 --> 01:21:59,675 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1791 01:21:59,777 --> 01:22:00,981 (CAR BEEPING) 1792 01:22:03,111 --> 01:22:07,086 (THUNDER CRACKING) 1793 01:22:11,487 --> 01:22:13,890 XAVIER: (SCREAMING) Chris, Chris, Chris! 1794 01:22:13,992 --> 01:22:19,598 He's back, and he sent photos! 1795 01:22:19,700 --> 01:22:21,969 Don't think that's him. 1796 01:22:22,071 --> 01:22:25,502 I think it's pulled from some AandM bio major's profile. 1797 01:22:25,605 --> 01:22:26,567 (PC DINGS) 1798 01:22:27,707 --> 01:22:29,438 XAVIER: He's randy. 1799 01:22:29,540 --> 01:22:33,145 He's given us more in a night than he has in a week. 1800 01:22:33,943 --> 01:22:36,181 It's right here. 1801 01:22:39,553 --> 01:22:40,816 (PC DINGS) 1802 01:22:40,918 --> 01:22:42,323 (XAVIER LAUGHS) 1803 01:22:42,425 --> 01:22:43,718 (KEYS CLACKING) 1804 01:22:43,820 --> 01:22:45,223 (LAUGHS) 1805 01:22:45,955 --> 01:22:46,919 XAVIER: Come on. 1806 01:22:47,022 --> 01:22:48,424 (PC DINGS) 1807 01:22:52,294 --> 01:22:53,968 -(PC DINGS) -XAVIER: Fuck. 1808 01:23:03,411 --> 01:23:04,407 (SIGHS) 1809 01:23:14,654 --> 01:23:15,715 (PC DINGS) 1810 01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:17,420 XAVIER: Come on. 1811 01:23:19,087 --> 01:23:20,291 (PC DINGS) 1812 01:23:22,398 --> 01:23:23,525 Holy fuck! 1813 01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:25,797 He couldn't resist me. 1814 01:23:25,900 --> 01:23:28,002 -Look it up! -(XAVIER SIGHS) 1815 01:23:31,067 --> 01:23:33,007 (CLACKING KEYS) 1816 01:23:44,882 --> 01:23:46,383 Who are you? 1817 01:23:54,058 --> 01:23:59,264 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 1818 01:24:03,131 --> 01:24:05,032 (KEYS CLACK) 1819 01:24:05,134 --> 01:24:06,403 (PHONE RINGING) 1820 01:24:12,140 --> 01:24:14,375 (DOG BARKS) 1821 01:24:14,477 --> 01:24:15,442 BILL: (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Hello, 1822 01:24:15,544 --> 01:24:16,781 you've reached District Attorney 1823 01:24:16,883 --> 01:24:18,646 Bill Conradt's landline. 1824 01:24:18,748 --> 01:24:22,584 If you voted for me for county judge, thank you. 1825 01:24:23,086 --> 01:24:24,322 (MACHINE BEEPS) 1826 01:24:24,424 --> 01:24:27,159 DAN: (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Hey, Will. It's Luke. 1827 01:24:27,261 --> 01:24:31,128 Why don't you pick up and we could talk more? 1828 01:24:31,230 --> 01:24:34,198 I'm in town for one more day... 1829 01:24:34,301 --> 01:24:35,834 BILL: Morning, Lewis. DAN: to see my aunt. 1830 01:24:35,937 --> 01:24:37,838 BILL: Hi, Jerry. DAN: And um, 1831 01:24:37,940 --> 01:24:40,235 she's gonna be gone for the night. 1832 01:24:40,337 --> 01:24:43,870 -Morning. -DAN: So try me back. 1833 01:24:44,305 --> 01:24:46,272 BILL: Hey, Cortland. 1834 01:24:46,374 --> 01:24:47,440 GUNN: Hey, Mr. Conradt. 1835 01:24:47,542 --> 01:24:49,011 BILL: Good morning. GUNN: It is. 1836 01:24:49,113 --> 01:24:50,443 I still got that bourbon. 1837 01:24:50,545 --> 01:24:52,518 BILL: You know where to find me. 1838 01:24:52,620 --> 01:24:54,547 GUNN: Mmm, I do. 1839 01:24:54,649 --> 01:24:56,550 BILL: Now, as a district attorney, 1840 01:24:56,652 --> 01:25:00,422 I've seen all sorts of horrible behavior, 1841 01:25:00,524 --> 01:25:03,893 and I understand how people can see criminals 1842 01:25:03,995 --> 01:25:05,726 as other than human. 1843 01:25:07,599 --> 01:25:10,970 Despite the child endangerment we have substantiated, 1844 01:25:11,072 --> 01:25:14,537 the defendant here is not a monster. 1845 01:25:15,577 --> 01:25:16,770 He's a man. 1846 01:25:18,180 --> 01:25:22,346 But he has brought a disease to our community, 1847 01:25:22,448 --> 01:25:26,253 and by putting this man away we send a message, 1848 01:25:26,355 --> 01:25:31,617 a message that we like our slice of Texas just how it is, 1849 01:25:31,719 --> 01:25:34,491 and we intend to keep it that way. 1850 01:25:37,731 --> 01:25:39,133 (DOG BARKING) 1851 01:25:45,804 --> 01:25:50,177 (PANTS) 1852 01:25:51,714 --> 01:25:52,742 (BANGS MICROWAVE DOOR) 1853 01:25:52,844 --> 01:25:54,214 (SIGHS) 1854 01:25:57,150 --> 01:25:58,515 -(CLACKS KEY) -(LAPTOP DINGS) 1855 01:25:59,847 --> 01:26:01,881 GUNN: (READING) "Could I feel your cock? 1856 01:26:03,384 --> 01:26:04,884 "How thick are you? 1857 01:26:09,125 --> 01:26:10,692 "I like younger. 1858 01:26:12,295 --> 01:26:14,597 "Are you gonna fuck me? 1859 01:26:15,596 --> 01:26:17,798 "Do I get to fuck you, too? 1860 01:26:20,204 --> 01:26:22,242 "Do you like to kiss? 1861 01:26:23,237 --> 01:26:24,442 "Cuddle?" 1862 01:26:26,578 --> 01:26:31,447 Did you cum a lot when you J slash O question mark? 1863 01:26:31,550 --> 01:26:34,452 -Fuck! He's back! He's back! -(LAPTOP DINGS) 1864 01:26:38,925 --> 01:26:40,187 Let's call him, man. 1865 01:26:40,289 --> 01:26:41,860 Where's my decoy? 1866 01:26:41,962 --> 01:26:43,527 DAN: Hey, man, I'm sorry. 1867 01:26:45,267 --> 01:26:47,762 That w-- that sucked, man. That wasn't cool, man. 1868 01:26:51,168 --> 01:26:54,003 (DIALING NUMBERS) 1869 01:26:54,105 --> 01:26:55,869 (RINGING DIAL TONE) 1870 01:26:57,708 --> 01:26:59,573 TROY: (ON VOICEMAIL) Yo, you've reached Troy. 1871 01:26:59,675 --> 01:27:01,039 For commercial work, please reach out 1872 01:27:01,141 --> 01:27:03,811 -to Sunshine Valley Talent. -CHRIS: Where's my decoy? 1873 01:27:03,913 --> 01:27:05,585 TROY: (ON VOICEMAIL) For me, just leave a message. 1874 01:27:05,687 --> 01:27:07,014 (LINE BEEPS) 1875 01:27:07,116 --> 01:27:08,519 Hey, man. 1876 01:27:09,987 --> 01:27:10,950 Um... 1877 01:27:12,255 --> 01:27:13,492 CHRIS: Decoy Dan! 1878 01:27:13,594 --> 01:27:14,624 Uh. 1879 01:27:16,030 --> 01:27:19,563 -Decoy Dan! -(DOOR OPENS) 1880 01:27:21,802 --> 01:27:22,929 (DOOR SHUTS) 1881 01:27:28,205 --> 01:27:30,772 (RINGING DIAL TONE) 1882 01:27:33,848 --> 01:27:34,842 (CLEARS THROAT) 1883 01:27:38,314 --> 01:27:39,781 (RUSTLING ON CALL) 1884 01:27:40,383 --> 01:27:42,719 (DOG BARKING ON CALL) 1885 01:27:42,821 --> 01:27:43,818 Hi. 1886 01:27:45,222 --> 01:27:46,786 Are you coming over? 1887 01:27:46,889 --> 01:27:50,292 BILL: (ON PHONE) I'm uh, thinking about it. 1888 01:27:50,394 --> 01:27:52,158 DAN: Oh, you haven't left yet? 1889 01:27:52,261 --> 01:27:53,725 BILL: No. 1890 01:27:53,827 --> 01:27:56,562 Well, are you coming over or not? 1891 01:27:56,664 --> 01:28:00,538 BILL: Well, a little later. 1892 01:28:01,610 --> 01:28:02,809 Mmm. 1893 01:28:02,911 --> 01:28:04,744 What do you wanna do? 1894 01:28:04,846 --> 01:28:05,939 What do you like? 1895 01:28:09,344 --> 01:28:10,911 I like musicals. 1896 01:28:14,255 --> 01:28:16,955 Maybe we could watch one and hang out. 1897 01:28:17,057 --> 01:28:18,353 BILL: That would be nice. 1898 01:28:18,456 --> 01:28:21,988 Have you ever tried Vegemite? 1899 01:28:24,262 --> 01:28:25,291 (CHUCKLES) What's that? 1900 01:28:25,393 --> 01:28:26,661 (BILL LAUGHS) 1901 01:28:26,763 --> 01:28:29,303 BILL: Have you ever been to Australia? 1902 01:28:29,870 --> 01:28:30,836 DAN: Uh-uh. 1903 01:28:30,938 --> 01:28:32,334 BILL: Oh, I-- 1904 01:28:32,436 --> 01:28:35,639 Well, I just uh, I love it. 1905 01:28:35,741 --> 01:28:39,038 I've seen the most beautiful things in my life there. 1906 01:28:40,244 --> 01:28:41,647 The kangaroos. 1907 01:28:41,749 --> 01:28:42,811 Cock. 1908 01:28:44,384 --> 01:28:46,386 BILL: They're my favorite animals. 1909 01:28:48,185 --> 01:28:49,419 That's cool. 1910 01:28:49,521 --> 01:28:52,786 Hey, anyway, I get hard like super easy. 1911 01:28:52,888 --> 01:28:55,021 Why don't you come over and make it hard? 1912 01:28:58,327 --> 01:28:59,894 BILL: I uh, 1913 01:29:02,067 --> 01:29:03,370 I gotta go. 1914 01:29:04,333 --> 01:29:05,403 (GUNN EXHALES) 1915 01:29:05,505 --> 01:29:07,974 GUNN: I worked with that DA for 10 years. 1916 01:29:08,076 --> 01:29:11,411 He's met my wife, met my kids. 1917 01:29:11,845 --> 01:29:13,446 Christ. 1918 01:29:15,479 --> 01:29:18,649 The guy who catches the guys. 1919 01:29:19,683 --> 01:29:23,819 That boy-fucking Democrat piece of shit! 1920 01:29:25,157 --> 01:29:26,459 I'm gonna gut him. 1921 01:29:26,992 --> 01:29:27,961 Form up! 1922 01:29:28,063 --> 01:29:31,530 Cortland, I need to see him. 1923 01:29:33,366 --> 01:29:34,929 I need to look him in his eyes. 1924 01:29:36,303 --> 01:29:39,535 I need to put him on television. 1925 01:29:39,637 --> 01:29:41,534 I need to put his head on a stick. 1926 01:29:41,636 --> 01:29:42,735 Gator, we need warrants. 1927 01:29:42,837 --> 01:29:44,077 -DEL: We're going to him? -Yes. 1928 01:29:44,179 --> 01:29:46,038 We don't do that. They come to us. 1929 01:29:46,140 --> 01:29:47,412 I think we need to-- good to stick to protocol. 1930 01:29:47,514 --> 01:29:51,448 Ay-yo. All his information's disappearing. 1931 01:29:51,550 --> 01:29:53,450 -His MSN, his MySpace. -GUNN: Protocol. 1932 01:29:53,552 --> 01:29:54,986 -Protocol. Protocol. -CHRIS: Andie. 1933 01:29:55,088 --> 01:29:56,656 GUNN: Fuck protocol! 1934 01:29:56,758 --> 01:29:57,787 Andie. 1935 01:29:57,889 --> 01:30:00,420 GATOR: But uh, we should really do this, by the book. 1936 01:30:00,522 --> 01:30:02,495 GUNN: By the book-- 1937 01:30:03,260 --> 01:30:04,591 I need you. 1938 01:30:04,694 --> 01:30:05,932 GUNN: How long's it gonna take? 1939 01:30:06,034 --> 01:30:07,133 GATOR: A week, maybe two. 1940 01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:08,532 If we're going up against this man, 1941 01:30:08,634 --> 01:30:10,103 we have to dot our i's and cross our t's... 1942 01:30:10,205 --> 01:30:12,632 We don't have that kind of time. 1943 01:30:12,734 --> 01:30:15,436 While we stand here dawdling, 1944 01:30:15,538 --> 01:30:18,307 he will erase his tracks 1945 01:30:18,409 --> 01:30:20,777 if we don't get him today, 1946 01:30:21,711 --> 01:30:27,851 and then we'll lose him forever. 1947 01:30:28,286 --> 01:30:29,917 CHRIS: She's right. 1948 01:30:30,019 --> 01:30:34,091 MICHAEL: Let's go y'all. Grab everything you need. 1949 01:30:34,193 --> 01:30:35,423 GUNN: Good evening. 1950 01:30:35,525 --> 01:30:36,761 OFFICERS: Go, go, go, go! 1951 01:30:36,863 --> 01:30:38,424 GUNN: We have not just gathered as law enforcement... 1952 01:30:38,526 --> 01:30:39,759 XAVIER: Form up! 1953 01:30:39,861 --> 01:30:42,367 Let's harpoon that motherfucker. 1954 01:30:42,469 --> 01:30:43,729 GUNN: ...You're part of a story 1955 01:30:43,831 --> 01:30:45,802 much bigger than yourselves. 1956 01:30:48,510 --> 01:30:51,276 Remember, we're here to make a statement. 1957 01:30:51,378 --> 01:30:53,876 Pedos are not allowed in Texas. 1958 01:30:57,244 --> 01:31:00,981 If you see the camera on you, act natural. 1959 01:31:01,083 --> 01:31:03,587 -OFFICERS: Yes, sir! -Let's catch us a predator. 1960 01:31:03,689 --> 01:31:05,184 -OFFICERS: Yeah! Hut! Hut! -(PHONE RINGING) 1961 01:31:10,029 --> 01:31:11,564 Mary? 1962 01:31:11,666 --> 01:31:14,096 Hello, sir. Thank you for your service. Thank you. 1963 01:31:14,198 --> 01:31:15,194 Mary. 1964 01:31:16,334 --> 01:31:18,131 Mar-- how you doing? 1965 01:31:19,100 --> 01:31:21,071 -Thank you. Mary. -MARY: (ON PHONE) Chris. 1966 01:31:21,173 --> 01:31:22,108 CHRIS: Mary. 1967 01:31:22,210 --> 01:31:23,708 MARY: I just received a... 1968 01:31:24,142 --> 01:31:25,105 Hello? 1969 01:31:26,409 --> 01:31:28,573 CHRIS: Mary, hi. 1970 01:31:28,675 --> 01:31:30,214 Hi. (PANTING) 1971 01:31:30,316 --> 01:31:32,344 I'm coming home tomorrow. 1972 01:31:32,446 --> 01:31:33,451 Yes. 1973 01:31:33,553 --> 01:31:35,685 And uh, I'll be there for Thanksgiving. 1974 01:31:35,787 --> 01:31:37,953 MARY: Chris, they have photos of you... 1975 01:31:39,192 --> 01:31:40,692 and some woman. 1976 01:31:42,264 --> 01:31:44,625 They're asking me for comment. 1977 01:31:44,727 --> 01:31:47,498 What do you suggest I say? 1978 01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:49,096 CHRIS: It's a hatchet job. There's a-- 1979 01:31:49,198 --> 01:31:52,371 they just know I'm gonna be on-- on, on national news, 1980 01:31:52,473 --> 01:31:55,168 and uh, you know, it's par for the course. 1981 01:31:58,105 --> 01:32:00,613 You're gonna be so proud of me, Mary. 1982 01:32:04,349 --> 01:32:05,585 I love you, Mary. 1983 01:32:08,785 --> 01:32:10,689 -Love the boys. -(LINE CUTS) 1984 01:32:11,356 --> 01:32:12,559 CROCK: Hey, Chris. 1985 01:32:13,888 --> 01:32:15,493 Chris, excuse me. Excuse me. 1986 01:32:15,595 --> 01:32:17,630 Mind if we get a photo real quick? 1987 01:32:19,032 --> 01:32:19,793 Sure. 1988 01:32:19,895 --> 01:32:22,363 CROCK: Oh, awesome. Thanks, man. 1989 01:32:22,465 --> 01:32:24,769 I'm a big fan. 1990 01:32:24,871 --> 01:32:26,371 You're doing the Lord's work. You know that, right? 1991 01:32:26,473 --> 01:32:27,838 -(CHUCKLES) -(CAMERA FLASHING) 1992 01:32:29,276 --> 01:32:30,837 All right. Big smiles. 1993 01:32:30,939 --> 01:32:33,012 Big smiles, Melvin. Big smiles. 1994 01:32:33,114 --> 01:32:35,376 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 1995 01:32:35,478 --> 01:32:37,347 (CAMERA FLASHES) 1996 01:32:37,449 --> 01:32:39,216 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1997 01:32:39,318 --> 01:32:41,588 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1998 01:32:44,319 --> 01:32:47,491 GUNN: All right, y'all, we got him trapped like a rat. 1999 01:32:47,593 --> 01:32:49,457 Let's get some justice on camera. 2000 01:32:49,559 --> 01:32:53,963 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 2001 01:32:58,171 --> 01:33:00,599 (BILL SOBS) 2002 01:33:00,701 --> 01:33:03,541 (DOG BARKING) 2003 01:33:03,643 --> 01:33:05,674 I don't think the DA's gonna come out 2004 01:33:05,776 --> 01:33:07,105 with all this visible hardware. 2005 01:33:07,207 --> 01:33:09,548 So then how am I gonna get my interview? 2006 01:33:09,651 --> 01:33:12,614 I can have a tac team make a forced entry... 2007 01:33:12,716 --> 01:33:14,553 it's y'all's call on that one. 2008 01:33:14,655 --> 01:33:20,594 If we do that, I want cameras on your guns. 2009 01:33:22,090 --> 01:33:23,393 I don't even know if that's possible. 2010 01:33:23,495 --> 01:33:24,757 Let's make it possible. 2011 01:33:24,859 --> 01:33:27,633 Mitchell, cameras on guns! 2012 01:33:27,735 --> 01:33:29,761 I mean, how am I gonna get my fucking interview? 2013 01:33:29,863 --> 01:33:32,597 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 2014 01:33:32,700 --> 01:33:34,104 Patty, hi. 2015 01:33:34,206 --> 01:33:35,969 PATTY: (ON PHONE) Finally got that offer written up for you. 2016 01:33:36,071 --> 01:33:38,036 Sorry, I can't hear you that well. 2017 01:33:38,138 --> 01:33:40,939 PATTY: Oh, we are so, so excited-- 2018 01:33:41,042 --> 01:33:42,275 -Yeah. -PATTY: That you're 2019 01:33:42,377 --> 01:33:45,082 -coming to the cool network. -I was thinking about it 2020 01:33:45,184 --> 01:33:46,620 and uh... 2021 01:33:49,354 --> 01:33:50,621 I don't want to. 2022 01:33:50,723 --> 01:33:53,092 PATTY: Sorry? What do you mean? 2023 01:33:53,194 --> 01:33:54,424 No, I don't want to. 2024 01:33:54,526 --> 01:33:56,658 PATTY: Oh God, Andie. 2025 01:33:56,760 --> 01:33:58,157 I stuck my neck out for you. 2026 01:33:58,260 --> 01:34:00,597 ANDIE: Well, I'm sorry if I wasted your time. 2027 01:34:00,699 --> 01:34:01,797 PATTY: Why don't you take a week 2028 01:34:01,899 --> 01:34:03,498 -to think about it? -ANDIE: No. 2029 01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:04,736 (PATTY CHUCKLING) 2030 01:34:04,838 --> 01:34:06,532 PATTY: I think you're making a big mista-- 2031 01:34:06,634 --> 01:34:07,637 (EXHALES) 2032 01:34:07,739 --> 01:34:10,908 (INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER) 2033 01:34:13,609 --> 01:34:15,682 (KNOCKING) 2034 01:34:19,780 --> 01:34:24,416 (WINDOW WHIRS) 2035 01:34:30,729 --> 01:34:32,295 I just need you to talk to him. 2036 01:34:32,397 --> 01:34:33,659 (DIALING NUMBER) 2037 01:34:33,761 --> 01:34:34,932 Get him outside. 2038 01:34:35,831 --> 01:34:37,570 I'll get the interview, 2039 01:34:37,673 --> 01:34:39,937 and you'll be a part of television history. 2040 01:34:43,773 --> 01:34:45,679 I can't go out there. 2041 01:34:48,716 --> 01:34:53,386 You're either with me or you're with him. 2042 01:34:53,488 --> 01:34:55,550 (OFFICER SHOUTING OVER MICROPHONE) 2043 01:34:55,652 --> 01:34:57,790 (RINGING DIAL TONE) 2044 01:35:04,993 --> 01:35:07,063 I don't wanna be a bad person. 2045 01:35:11,799 --> 01:35:13,201 CHRIS: Son... 2046 01:35:14,776 --> 01:35:20,109 your definition of bad and my definition of bad 2047 01:35:20,942 --> 01:35:22,914 are vastly different. 2048 01:35:27,685 --> 01:35:31,450 (BILL TAKING DEEP BREATHS) 2049 01:35:33,728 --> 01:35:34,788 SWAT OFFICER 1: (ON RADIO) Moving in now. 2050 01:35:34,890 --> 01:35:36,356 (WHISPERING) Showtime. 2051 01:35:44,503 --> 01:35:45,898 (CLEARS THROAT) 2052 01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:47,304 (DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS) 2053 01:35:47,406 --> 01:35:48,907 (BILL SIGHS) 2054 01:35:50,707 --> 01:35:54,741 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2055 01:35:54,843 --> 01:35:57,245 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 2056 01:36:01,356 --> 01:36:03,389 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 2057 01:36:03,491 --> 01:36:04,651 OFFICERS: Let's go. Let's go. 2058 01:36:04,753 --> 01:36:06,224 Whoa! Whoa! 2059 01:36:06,326 --> 01:36:07,260 XAVIER: Cameras! 2060 01:36:07,362 --> 01:36:08,522 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 2061 01:36:08,625 --> 01:36:09,796 DAN: Will? 2062 01:36:12,730 --> 01:36:14,394 I know you're in there. 2063 01:36:16,733 --> 01:36:18,703 Just come outside. 2064 01:36:18,805 --> 01:36:21,038 It'll be safer if you come outside. 2065 01:36:22,674 --> 01:36:23,776 BILL: (ON PHONE) I just, 2066 01:36:23,878 --> 01:36:27,077 I just wanted to watch musicals with you. 2067 01:36:27,975 --> 01:36:29,244 DAN: Yeah, I know. 2068 01:36:30,713 --> 01:36:32,280 (BILL SOBBING) 2069 01:36:36,184 --> 01:36:38,385 BILL: Which one was it again? 2070 01:36:40,492 --> 01:36:41,828 DAN: Rent. 2071 01:36:43,559 --> 01:36:45,929 I think I'm in the minority of people who actually think 2072 01:36:46,032 --> 01:36:49,432 the film is better than the stage production. 2073 01:36:49,534 --> 01:36:50,831 (BILL LAUGHS) 2074 01:36:50,933 --> 01:36:52,267 BILL: That's funny. 2075 01:36:54,374 --> 01:36:56,908 (BILL SIGHS) 2076 01:36:57,010 --> 01:36:59,444 MICHELLE: (ON RADIO) All cameras are recording. 2077 01:36:59,546 --> 01:37:01,611 (BILL BREATHES DEEPLY) 2078 01:37:01,713 --> 01:37:04,345 (BANGING, WINDOW SHATTERS) 2079 01:37:05,551 --> 01:37:09,548 (BILL WHIMPERING) 2080 01:37:18,567 --> 01:37:25,564 DAN: ♪ 525,600 minutes ♪ 2081 01:37:28,005 --> 01:37:33,539 ♪ 525,000 moments so dear ♪ 2082 01:37:35,483 --> 01:37:40,986 ♪ 525,600 minutes ♪ 2083 01:37:42,319 --> 01:37:47,124 ♪ How do you measure, measure a year? ♪ 2084 01:37:48,589 --> 01:37:53,930 ♪ In daylight, in sunsets, in midnights, ♪ 2085 01:37:54,032 --> 01:37:58,104 ♪ In cups of coffee, in inches ♪ 2086 01:37:58,206 --> 01:37:59,637 (GUNSHOT) 2087 01:37:59,740 --> 01:38:00,866 -(BIRDS FLY OFF) -(MUSIC ENDS) 2088 01:38:00,968 --> 01:38:02,738 (DOGS BARKING) 2089 01:38:02,840 --> 01:38:04,438 GUNN: Hold your positions. 2090 01:38:05,941 --> 01:38:11,951 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 2091 01:38:13,013 --> 01:38:14,985 XAVIER: Shit! 2092 01:38:15,087 --> 01:38:16,750 SWAT OFFICER 3: (ON RADIO) 10-56, over. 2093 01:38:16,852 --> 01:38:20,756 (DOGS BARKING) 2094 01:38:20,858 --> 01:38:23,227 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 2095 01:38:23,329 --> 01:38:24,891 DISPATCH OFFICER: (ON RADIO) Fire patrol's on the way. 2096 01:38:24,993 --> 01:38:28,165 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2097 01:38:32,105 --> 01:38:33,406 SWAT OFFICER 4: (ON RADIO) Confirming we have 2098 01:38:33,508 --> 01:38:34,704 a civilian casualty. 2099 01:38:34,806 --> 01:38:39,743 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 2100 01:38:39,845 --> 01:38:42,608 I think I can make this work. 2101 01:38:42,710 --> 01:38:43,945 DISPATCH OFFICER: (ON RADIO) Medics, two minutes out. 2102 01:38:44,047 --> 01:38:46,216 Find some police to interview. 2103 01:38:47,113 --> 01:38:49,285 (DOGS BARKING) 2104 01:38:52,492 --> 01:38:54,026 (CHRIS SIGHS) 2105 01:38:55,794 --> 01:38:57,260 CHRIS: I like younger. 2106 01:38:58,995 --> 01:39:00,560 Do you have your dick out? 2107 01:39:02,196 --> 01:39:03,695 Are you playing with it? 2108 01:39:06,271 --> 01:39:08,271 Do you have your dick out? Are you playing with it? 2109 01:39:10,337 --> 01:39:12,242 Have you masturbated today? 2110 01:39:14,748 --> 01:39:16,279 Do you like to kiss, cuddle? 2111 01:39:18,850 --> 01:39:20,382 Can I feel your cock? 2112 01:39:22,985 --> 01:39:24,353 How thick are you? 2113 01:39:27,826 --> 01:39:29,160 Are you gonna fuck me? 2114 01:39:30,356 --> 01:39:32,064 Do I get to fuck you, too? 2115 01:39:35,735 --> 01:39:37,168 Do you have your dick out? 2116 01:39:39,233 --> 01:39:40,402 Are you playing with it? 2117 01:39:43,711 --> 01:39:45,209 Have you masturbated today? 2118 01:39:48,650 --> 01:39:51,710 Do you like to kiss, cuddle? 2119 01:39:53,080 --> 01:39:57,056 (TV STATIC) 2120 01:40:00,158 --> 01:40:02,160 What would have happened if I wasn't here? 2121 01:40:04,566 --> 01:40:06,527 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 2122 01:40:11,099 --> 01:40:13,006 (TREE BRANCH SNAPS) 2123 01:40:24,881 --> 01:40:27,053 (CROW CAWING) 2124 01:40:39,159 --> 01:40:41,694 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 2125 01:40:51,040 --> 01:40:52,441 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 2126 01:40:53,140 --> 01:40:55,581 (DOORBELL RINGS) 2127 01:40:55,683 --> 01:40:58,117 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 2128 01:41:01,885 --> 01:41:03,386 (DOOR OPENS) 2129 01:41:04,318 --> 01:41:05,691 NEIGHBOR: Hey. Sorry. 2130 01:41:05,793 --> 01:41:09,755 Are you uh, you Daniel Plum? 2131 01:41:11,965 --> 01:41:12,928 DAN: Mmm-hmm. NEIGHBOR: Oh, man, 2132 01:41:13,030 --> 01:41:14,661 I think I have your mail. 2133 01:41:14,763 --> 01:41:17,998 Yeah, I'm, uh, 202 and a half, not 202 and a quarter. 2134 01:41:18,100 --> 01:41:19,169 (DAN CLEARS THROAT) 2135 01:41:19,271 --> 01:41:20,369 NEIGHBOR: Yeah. DAN: Thanks. Thank you. 2136 01:41:20,471 --> 01:41:21,939 NEIGHBOR: No worries. No worries. There you go. 2137 01:41:22,041 --> 01:41:23,140 -Thank you. -NEIGHBOR: You know, 2138 01:41:23,243 --> 01:41:24,606 at this point, I swear you should just like, 2139 01:41:24,708 --> 01:41:26,838 put my name down on the mail, 'cause the last three tenants 2140 01:41:26,940 --> 01:41:29,178 who have lived here, I've gotten all of their mail. 2141 01:41:29,280 --> 01:41:30,278 -Huh. -NEIGHBOR: It's insane, dude. 2142 01:41:30,380 --> 01:41:31,745 -Okay. -NEIGHBOR: It's like no matter 2143 01:41:31,847 --> 01:41:36,255 what I do, I cannot get them to stop putting it in my box, 2144 01:41:36,357 --> 01:41:39,320 and it says 202 and a quarter, and they're still doing it. 2145 01:41:39,422 --> 01:41:40,885 -You know what I mean? -Right. Thanks. 2146 01:41:40,987 --> 01:41:42,321 NEIGHBOR: Oh, you know what? I have another package. 2147 01:41:42,423 --> 01:41:43,789 I'll grab it for you, okay? 2148 01:41:45,666 --> 01:41:48,599 (PLASTIC RUSTLES) 2149 01:41:48,701 --> 01:41:49,729 (OBJECT THUDS) 2150 01:41:52,936 --> 01:41:54,404 (MAIL THUDS) 2151 01:41:59,241 --> 01:42:00,206 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING) 2152 01:42:00,308 --> 01:42:04,480 (PAPER CRINKLING, RIPPING) 2153 01:42:20,033 --> 01:42:21,596 NEIGHBOR: All right, brother man. 2154 01:42:22,429 --> 01:42:23,795 There you go. (GRUNTS) 2155 01:42:23,897 --> 01:42:27,299 Overnight priority, Mr. Fancy Pants. (CHUCKLES) 2156 01:42:27,401 --> 01:42:28,904 Hey, what's in the box? 2157 01:42:29,006 --> 01:42:30,904 What's in the box? 2158 01:42:31,006 --> 01:42:32,338 (LAUGHS) 2159 01:42:32,440 --> 01:42:35,244 Oh, shit. Are you an actor? 2160 01:42:35,346 --> 01:42:37,176 You uh... (CLEARS THROAT) you an actor? 2161 01:42:37,278 --> 01:42:39,812 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 2162 01:43:25,666 --> 01:43:26,592 (MUSIC ENDS) 2163 01:43:26,694 --> 01:43:28,894 (ON VIDEO BY PHOEBE BRIDGERS PLAYING) 2164 01:43:33,802 --> 01:43:39,872 ♪ Face painted white With blue butterflies ♪ 2165 01:43:40,807 --> 01:43:42,974 ♪ Wasting wishes On the world ♪ 2166 01:43:44,450 --> 01:43:50,256 ♪ You could go home But you would be alone ♪ 2167 01:43:51,719 --> 01:43:58,330 ♪ Birthday girl I've got it all ♪ 2168 01:43:59,195 --> 01:44:05,033 ♪ On video ♪ 2169 01:44:05,135 --> 01:44:12,409 ♪ On video ♪ 2170 01:44:12,511 --> 01:44:19,714 ♪ I saw you making Angels in the snow ♪ 2171 01:44:36,767 --> 01:44:43,373 ♪ They sing so loud You can't hear yourself ♪ 2172 01:44:43,475 --> 01:44:45,905 ♪ Fragile like a child At the fair ♪ 2173 01:44:47,381 --> 01:44:53,352 ♪ You took too much But it was not enough ♪ 2174 01:44:54,552 --> 01:45:01,723 ♪ They had us all scared My china doll ♪ 2175 01:45:05,866 --> 01:45:09,427 ♪ I saw it all ♪ 2176 01:45:09,529 --> 01:45:15,433 ♪ On video ♪ 2177 01:45:15,535 --> 01:45:22,874 ♪ On video ♪ 2178 01:45:22,977 --> 01:45:30,048 ♪ I saw you making Angels in the snow ♪ 2179 01:45:33,492 --> 01:45:40,663 ♪ Watching you Like a common criminal ♪ 2180 01:45:44,036 --> 01:45:50,402 ♪ On video ♪ 2181 01:45:50,504 --> 01:45:57,350 ♪ On video ♪ 2182 01:46:37,220 --> 01:46:39,425 (SONG ENDS) 2183 01:46:55,372 --> 01:46:57,542 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 2184 01:49:31,394 --> 01:49:33,566 (MUSIC ENDS)